Southern Hospitality

Some of you will enjoy this more than others - Southerners can be SO polite! Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land .....eastbound on runway 9R." Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised. Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land ......westbound on runway 9R." Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great. Pause: Static.... .... ..... Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC" Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?" Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTR UCTIONS, PLEASE. Atlanta ATC: Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- y'all hear?

"Bless your heart" always makes it ok to say.

LMAO...that is great!!!!!!!!