Y'all be good ....

... and if our paths cross again I will smile Honestly, this board has helped me a lot over the past couple of years, but it has evolved into a cliquish little place that only people who find crap like Kids in the Hall funny seem to enjoy... Not my cup of tea. Moving on now... onward and upward... and away from the pseudo intellectuals who sit around thinking of what to type that will make them sound cool or intelligent or whatever it is they seek. I wish you all well.... If I sound bitter, I am sorry about that... this place has a lot of memories and it saddens me to leave... Bye

Marc, it's against my nature to offer apologies when i feel that i didn't do anything to offend but i have offered them to you. you've been a part of this "clique" for as long as i remember and i hate to see you leave on account of my opinions on toilet seats. seriously, if there's a clique here, you're a part of it. stick around. oh and just out of curiosity, can we get a poll going here as to who enjoys The Kids in The Hall? So far i know of one. Me. Anyone else? . . didn't think so.

I don't know, do I get to pinch your head?

oh my gawd! i'm not the only small minded asshole. do you hate sexist jokes too?

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithville wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do." Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't." Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years." 10 Things NOT to tell your Boyfriend 10. Oh come on! Who's gonna find out? 9. Well, your brother likes it this way. 8. Eeewww! Put that back in your shorts! 7. Dare to compare? 6. Can you go to the store and get me some tampons? 5. Is it supposed to bend that way? 4. Can I twist your wiener into a poodle? 3. Just go away I can finish myself! 2. I'm pregnant. . . . Ha just kidding! 1. Is it in yet?

if i laughed does that make me a hypocrite or does it just mean that THOSE were funny? maybe a little of both? or maybe a lot of both? i'm still a small minded pseudo intellectual asshole though, right? damn i hope so.

Jay, you will always be our "small minded pseudo intellectual asshole", cuz we luv ya. I mean, not like Mel does, but we still luv ya. What kinda drugs do they have you on for your teeth? I want some of it?

I'm an equal opportunity sexist ass hole.

..but i want YOU to stay

do you like Kids in the Hall or are you not an asshole with a small mind?