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I had one of the kids here at work eat a few of mine....I scared the holy hell out of him....hers what I did...I called a friend of mine from the security staff who came down and acted like he was doing an investigation for theft...well the kid was so stressed I thought her was going to wet himself....so we all ended up with a good laugh and he learned a very valuable lesson....don't mess with the boss's popsicles!
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my niece works at a radio station (as a programmer) and she fills the fridge their with Lean Cuisines for her lunches all week and someone ate them on her. She got angry and sent a memo. It turned into radio fodder for the dj's all week long. It was so funny. They didn't want to give out her name so they called her Mustafa Rhinestone (it sounds like her real name).
So just be glad you don't work at a radio station!