Regain.

Not only did the camel's back break.  I killed it.

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I am not going to use this post to announce "I'm going on the ___________ plan," I swear.  Because you know what happens when I do?  I end up with a cabinet full of product that is perfectly acceptable and I eat what?  

Cheese and bread.

I am here to tell you -- The Cheese And Bread Diet?  It doesn't work.  It keeps my blood sugar superb - but - it's making my ass grow a shelf on a shelf.

What do I need?  

(Get on this companies, please?) 

• "The Lazy WLS'ers Home Delivery Food Plan."
• "Bored Bariatrics Diet For People Who Don't Like To Cook Appropriate Foods Because We Are The Only One In The Family Eating What We Cook So Why Not Just Have A Bagel Plan."
• OR - Eggface living in my basement.  (It's an idea, don't tell her.)

I can revert to basics, but not forever.  I will eventually need to Eat Teh Foodz.  Just not my Cheese and Bread Diet, mmkay?

PS.  I started a new blog.  O-o  With a little hesitation I give you:  www.regainafterwls.com  Hey, IT HAD TO BE DONE.

Never act until you have clearly answered the question: "What happens if I do nothing?" 

~Robert Brault