11 Years Out and STILL ALIVE LMSAO

CookieQueen
on 1/7/19 3:33 pm, edited 1/7/19 3:35 pm - Austin, TX

Yes, 11 years and still laughing my flat skinny butt off. Isn't it nice to not have to feel like you need a New Year's resolution to lose weight. Yuk Yuk.

My body has adjusted well to lower lab results, but I am essentially healthy.

So to my arrogant x-husband who spent 13 years of marriage belittling me for being overweight, while he was 5'10" and 135 lbs, I say "eat dirt buster". I am thinner than you, healthier than you, have a HELL of a LOT more money than you, a home and a new car that is PAID for, someone who thinks I am the best Woman on the planet, and all my children live with 5-30 minutes from my front door. I can see my grandchildren anytime I feel like it.

So when your job dropped at our daughters wedding, it was priceless and I looked like a million bucks. GOTCHA BUDDY.

Kiss my grits.

The best payback is to live longer, have more money and be thinner. Check, check, check.


CookieQueen

PattyL
on 1/8/19 11:19 am

You are a smart Cookie!

Valerie G.
on 1/14/19 12:50 pm - Northwest Mountains, GA

The best revenge is living well. I'm so tickled for you!

Valerie
DS 2005

There is room on this earth for all of God's creatures..
next to the mashed potatoes

Eliza970
on 1/22/19 1:00 pm

However much you lost with the DS, the best was the 135 lbs of his weight you lost when you kicked him to the curb!

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