What a gas!!!!!
I think I might have broken the record for "hang time" tonight....
Was walking from my car to my apartment, and "slipped" one....
Had to shake my coat to get the stench to leave, and it followed me from my car to a little past the point I "shook it off"!
Thing is, I didn't knowingly eat anything that would produce extra gas today!
HW 405/SW 397/CW 138/GW 160 Do the research! Check the stats!
The DS is *THE* solution to Severe Morbid Obesity!
Yea. Potent weapon.
I work for a family owned business, and the owner's son is terrible. I like to go into his office, let it rip, shake it off the back of me, spread it around his desk (front and back), and then slip away. I can hear him retch when he comes back to his office. He starts lifting all his papers/boxes/junk looking for what has taken a dump in his work papers. I have a good laugh quietly.
I promise to use my powers only for good. 
