How Bad Are Farts And How Do You Guys Deal With Them?

How many times a day do you eat a standard size of yogart, in order for the oder to subside?

Just a cup or two of yogurt or kefir a day is all I need.  It takes two days to notice the difference.  Some prefer to take probiotics in pill form and that's just fine, but I like the simple approach if it works for me.  How simpler can you get than to enjoy a cup of yogurt with something crunchy on top?

We're all pretty individual, but other then early out, like my first month or so, I'm fairly fart free. I don't get the oil or diarrhea either. My fart smell a bit different (partner says I smell a bit like cereal) than pre-surgery, but not really worse. I wasn't very farty or smelly before, and I'm still not. 

If I thought I was going to shart myself, offend anyone in smelling distance or ruin clothes, I would not have gotten this surgery.

I find it hilarious all of you talking about using your farts against your children or husbands.  It's like you got a secret weapon/power from your DS and can unlea**** on demand. 

I know its not funny.....just crackin' myself up over here.  Go about your crop dusting now.

I wish!! It could come in handy.

Alusien your crop dusting remark had me rolling LOL that is the best description i have ever heard. thanks for the laugh.

Hahaha thanks!

 The only time I have gas is when I eat something with white flour, like a bun, flour tortilla or donut. On the rare occasion that I do have to fart, I am able to hold it in until I reach the bathroom. I've never soiled myself, sharted or had an oil slick in my 2+ years with my DS.

Good luck!
Jules