I saw Santa today
I went today to see Santa. I figured it would be a perfect "before" picture since the big day is only 2 Weeks Away and then I could do it again next year to have an after picture that compares apples to apples. (Really, more like watermelons to watermelons) I digress. So, I sat next to Santie and whispered in his ear about the upcoming event. I figured he wouldn't tell anyone. Then I told him what I want was to be able to come back this time next year and sit next to him with "a rockin' body". He gave my a high five, I gave him a peck on the cheek and he wished me a safe surgery. What a guy