Spousal abuse 101

I watched 6 episodes of True Blood back to back while eating half a tub of Hagen Das Bailey's Irish cream flavored ice cream in bed (not your big **** off American sizes here folks more like 2 cups full).  David was at work doing nights as per usual.

I was woken at 6 am by David climbing into bed then promptly went back into a deep lactose intolerant sleep where I was being fed upon by a big ugly vampire.  At this point David became an amorous bed sloth and tried it on.  I woke with such a case of night terrors I almost fired him through a wall.  I did however go from sleeping to standing up right in bed, ranting in under 00.5 seconds.  My hair was standing on end.

He could have been killed.

The moral on the story is..............

Let sleeping arseholes lay.

That's funny Kirms!!
Oh the bliss of it, true blood, hagen daz and a cuddle with the puppies....what could be better (oh ok, eric or Bill in said bed, with afore mentioned ice cream and the puppies locked out of the room lol)

Love

yorkie xx

Honey. I love you dearly but I will fight you for Eric. Just so you know.

Harhar!

He's lucky to be alive.  Experience is the best school.  I'd be willing to bet his detumescence rate wasn't much more than the 00.5 seconds you described.  I'm glad you're both OK.  

OMG Kirmy- you should write a book or do stand-up or something. I love it when you're on here. I laugh sooo hard!

Do you per chance still have the sticky toffee pudding variety of Hagen Das available over there? They discontinued it here.

{snorts}

I will fight for Alcide.