baby's got blue jeans

Sooooo I went into Jeans West in Convent Gardens to kill time and explained to the girly there that I'm lost a lot of weight and my arse was now a origami door stop slapping off the back of my knees.  I also explained that my thighs were once the size of her entire trunk and were now the consistency of crepe paper.  "Can you help"? 

The poor girl gave me a "section her under the mental health act" look and led me down to the basement where she proceeded to cross examine me like a DA.  First thing she asked is what size I am and I replied a size 10 USA and she snorted.  SHE SNORTED! She then said "nah you're not a 12 (UK= size 10 USA) and then snorted again.  At this point I wondered if it was her adenoids.

I was marched into a booth and jeans were thrown at me like throwing stars.  NO I DON'T WEAR SKINNY JEANS THEY ARE FOR SKINNY PEOPLE AND THOSE WITH ARSES! "Try them annyweyyy love".  So I did.  A size 8 small sat perfectly on my bony hips and flaccid belly.  I walked straight out of the changing room and up to the girl and said "******! LOOK AT THIS....******g hell I'm a 10" (USA 8).  She smirked and then looked worried that I'd keep tearing abut the shop swearing at people.

So there you have it.  The fattest girl in the entire district now wears a size 8 skinny jean.  It is beyond my feeble abilities to believe this. 

I

Love

My

DS.

pics or it didn't happen!

I'll try to get some pics tomorrow at Trafalgar Square. 

AWESOME!!!!! You're my hero Ferris Bueller. :)

Darling I've neglected you! 


I gave Mr Patel a reminder to get you onto his list stat!  He said "okay okay okay....." and threw his hands in the air so consider him badgered by me.

I don't think I can get out to see you unless you feel like commuting into London.  Let me know your thoughts on the matter.

Love Ferris
x

 Well I'm too fat for the train lol and I don't drive but this ain't the only chance to meet :). I plan on taking holiday to Scotland and we will hook up then hopefully with me having had the ds lol

Thanks for mentioning my name as I am at my wits end and feeling pretty sorry for myself!

Sincerely,
Cameron

I strongly advise a protracted and consistent harassment campaign.



I recall central park in fall how you tore your dress...what a mess........................

WOOT!! Congratulations, Kirmy. Wear 'em proud!

--gina

Flat arses of the world arise and take over!!!!

HOOAH!