baby's got blue jeans

Congratulations!  (mental image)

Go wash your brain in warm soapy water stat.

Tried that once.  Every time I had a DS brain fart bubbles flew out my ears.

Kirmy,

I am truly happy for your triumph! *swatting back jealous urges by telling myself, my time will come!*

I want to see pictures too!

Lisa

You too will get to charge through a clothes store like a bull elephant bellowing about your skinny jeans.  Sadly you'll be tucking in your arse in the process and flattening your panny into your BIG pants to stop it getting free and scaring the "normal people".

Just imagine how tiny you would be if you had the origami butt and crepe thighs removed.  I bet you would then fit into a 6 or perhaps a 4.   Are you still considering plastics?

Did the skinny jeans make you look like you had an ass?   Sadly I'm considering buying some of those padded panties unless I can figure out a way to roll what used to be my rear end up from the back of my thighs and somehow form it ito approximate a butt-like shape.

I'm so thrilled that you are not only doing angel duty, but also having a fab time.

You are all kinds of awesome, my dear.

Let me know where you find those panties. Maybe I could sit comforably for more than 5 minutes on my boney butt.

 I believe you can find them on line.  They are undies with silicone butt inserts.  

Sadly without a metric **** tonne of money no plastics will happen.  Scary to think but without my condom wrapper skin I would be a proper lolly-pop head.

Let's hope your investment banker does well making that cash.