I'm divorcing my husband
I have decided that I have to divorce my husband and marry a farmer who can keep me in eggs, butter, cream, half and half, milk, cheese and bacon.
Either that or I need to find a way to keep a few chickens and a cow in my postage stamp sized yard (I won't keep a pig because I could not slaughter and prepare it.) so that I can get what I need everyday. Imagine...homemade cream right from the cow. LOL.
Either that or I need to find a way to keep a few chickens and a cow in my postage stamp sized yard (I won't keep a pig because I could not slaughter and prepare it.) so that I can get what I need everyday. Imagine...homemade cream right from the cow. LOL.
HW (pre RNY) 430 / HW (pre DS) 302 / SW 288 /
Lowest weight 157 / CW 161 / GW 150
"I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight"
Holy crap, Batman! lol
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5'1" -- HW 195/SW 187/GW 115 July 08/CW 121 Dec 2012
******GOAL*******
Starting BMI between 35 and 40ish?
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DS on Aug 9, 2007 with Dr. Hazem Elariny
IKR? I'm in a panic if my larder is running low on eggs, cream and butter. Downside is my normie sister says it is getting too dangerous for her to hang with me anywhere around food.
Grammo!
(Ticker includes 11.5 pounds lost on the two week pre-op liquid diet.)
High Weight (09-99) 294 DS Consult Weight (06-09)283
Surgery Weight (8-11-09) 271.5 Goal Weight 130
(Ticker includes 11.5 pounds lost on the two week pre-op liquid diet.)
High Weight (09-99) 294 DS Consult Weight (06-09)283
Surgery Weight (8-11-09) 271.5 Goal Weight 130
I get very twitchy if there isn't at least 4 pounds of butter and 3 dozen eggs in the fridge. I buy half and half and heavy cream by the gallon! Truthfully I would just use heavy cream in everything but I do have to keep my kid and husband alive...lol.
HW (pre RNY) 430 / HW (pre DS) 302 / SW 288 /
Lowest weight 157 / CW 161 / GW 150
"I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight"
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- Pease check out Dr. Connie Stapleton's Website. A lot of good information on there for all WLS patients regardless of the surgery you chose. Good luck to all and I'm here for you if you want to send me an email. I'll answer it as soon as possible.
- Total Lost: 139 lbs
- Current Weight: 263
- As of 11-10-13 I have had weight gain. Not happy about that.
- RNY: 10-16-07 = 338: Highest weight: 350+ Lowest Weight: 199
Thank god you put the winky smiley in your post because it gave me a heart attack when I first read it.
And...as much as I love milk, you couldn't pay me to suckle a cow teat!
And...as much as I love milk, you couldn't pay me to suckle a cow teat!
Duodenal Switch hybrid due to complications.
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