The Perfect DS Toilet?

I like the bidet function...for when I have those "****farts".

I don't need to sit on the toilet for hours. Three times upon rising, and I'm usually done for the day, unless I overdo simple carbs or sugar. I make a few extra trips then, but I definitely don't sit for "hours".

What if you lost the remote or the power went out? You would have to go behind a bush in the back yard.

LOLOL Diane!

Well, I guess if you can afford the price of the toilet, you should be able to afford a generator!