OT disgusting true tale from the annals of Stories of Guts & Pyloric Valves

Good grief! Nuts!

My son, the brainiac doctoral student at UC-Berkeley is doing some type of nanotech/biomechanical research that develops all that kinda magic.   Damn if I can explain it, but I know it has to do with leetle teeny tiny cameras that travel through the body and pick up protein markers for cancer cells.  Or something of the such.     He obviously did not inherit aforesaid brain matter from his mommy.

OMG did you get to keep your band? I thought Dr. E would laugh like crazy if I even asked.

Ask. You never know......when I got my gallbladder taken out, the surgeon "gifted" me with the gallstones (in a specimin container)! When I awoke in the recovery room, there the were, right beside me. Idk why........maybe my "strange vibes" were showing..?

He should ebay the camera - those buggars are pricey. 

Your band on the other hand, well, there must be landfills of those by now.

IDK!!  There's still a lot of fools out there still wanting those stupid bands!