God hates America!
Because he's shoved a big swirling anus of weather above you right now. As I'm busy hiding Gaddafi in my socks draw (he's paying me £4.99 a day) thus I have missed three days of news. Today I saw a pressure system that looks like the sky prolapsed. So my question is: What have you insane *******s been up to?
Please be ok cause I mostly like you guys and don't want and wizard of Oz moments to occur for any of you.
Here is some sensible Australian advice:
1. fill your bath tub with water...you can drink it or go bobbing for apples to pass the time
2. board up your windows so that you look like you live in a zombie land set...cool!!!
3. have torches with plenty of battery power cause as soon as the electricity goes off the undead will start picking you off (I've seen the movie and I know)
4. Have good books on hand
5. Plenty of food available that is non-perishable like spam spam spam
6. Have a clear evacuation plan and ******g stick to it ok!
I blame Harold Camping for the whole thing.......
Be safe
Love to you all as the swirling anus makes land fall.
Please be ok cause I mostly like you guys and don't want and wizard of Oz moments to occur for any of you.
Here is some sensible Australian advice:
1. fill your bath tub with water...you can drink it or go bobbing for apples to pass the time
2. board up your windows so that you look like you live in a zombie land set...cool!!!
3. have torches with plenty of battery power cause as soon as the electricity goes off the undead will start picking you off (I've seen the movie and I know)
4. Have good books on hand
5. Plenty of food available that is non-perishable like spam spam spam
6. Have a clear evacuation plan and ******g stick to it ok!
I blame Harold Camping for the whole thing.......
Be safe
Love to you all as the swirling anus makes land fall.
No, that ship has sailed unfortunately. We chose not to evacuate because it was voluntary and we have 2 dogs. It's so funny to watch the mandatory evacuations up in Jersey and MD. We are getting it WAY worse, but we are built for this and prepared. Concerned about NY, NJ and New England. Coud be dicey.
We are right on the coast so our house is built to withstand it and they don't build houses on the ground here (we are up on piers or raised foundations) so flooding shouldn't be a problem. Scary as hell though. We are boarded up, tied down and just sort of waiting. Wind and rain are picking up and curfew is on so we are in it for the haul. Literally, the news keeps showing landfall at my house. If they put it on Google Maps, you could see me waving underneath the little "dot" that indicates landfall. Next 12 hours should be interesting.....
We are right on the coast so our house is built to withstand it and they don't build houses on the ground here (we are up on piers or raised foundations) so flooding shouldn't be a problem. Scary as hell though. We are boarded up, tied down and just sort of waiting. Wind and rain are picking up and curfew is on so we are in it for the haul. Literally, the news keeps showing landfall at my house. If they put it on Google Maps, you could see me waving underneath the little "dot" that indicates landfall. Next 12 hours should be interesting.....
OOH, is it horrible that I DO secretly dig that drama??? I love hearing the wind whip outside and the rain hitting the house. BUT I'm pretty sure around 2am when things start heating up I will very quickly move into ****ting-pants mode.
My son said that this would be a great time for the Zombie apocalypse because, you know, no one's expecting it.
So away from the windows I go.......
My son said that this would be a great time for the Zombie apocalypse because, you know, no one's expecting it.
So away from the windows I go.......