The Perfect Poo-nami
I believe I have found the perfect triad of foods that will cause the biggest poo-nami for me!
I am not a veggie eater at all, but was given fresh cukes and a couple tomatos. So I decided , I'd cut up cukes and maters and add full fat ranch dressing. Well, I saw some ripe avocados and dropped some avocado in there. Totally yummy!
I rarely have oil slicks or orange poo, but this will cause both! The resulting gas and copiouos amounts of poop caused a volcanic island in the potty, topped with orange goo. It took 3 flushes (thank goodness I do NOT have low flush potties) and it also nearly took a book of matches to tamp the smell. Forget wheat, forget sugar alcohols - those just cause painful bloating and poots. These foods will cause the entire intestinal tract to clean out!! LOL.
Just posted this in case anyone else who tends on the constipated side needs help moving things along.
Hugs,
Ratkity
PS Kirmy, I thought of you and your paint-peeling experiences during the episode - "so THAT'S what she meant!"
I am not a veggie eater at all, but was given fresh cukes and a couple tomatos. So I decided , I'd cut up cukes and maters and add full fat ranch dressing. Well, I saw some ripe avocados and dropped some avocado in there. Totally yummy!
I rarely have oil slicks or orange poo, but this will cause both! The resulting gas and copiouos amounts of poop caused a volcanic island in the potty, topped with orange goo. It took 3 flushes (thank goodness I do NOT have low flush potties) and it also nearly took a book of matches to tamp the smell. Forget wheat, forget sugar alcohols - those just cause painful bloating and poots. These foods will cause the entire intestinal tract to clean out!! LOL.
Just posted this in case anyone else who tends on the constipated side needs help moving things along.
Hugs,
Ratkity
PS Kirmy, I thought of you and your paint-peeling experiences during the episode - "so THAT'S what she meant!"
Vitamins had me constipated the past few days so I made artichokes that were broiled with garlic and some EVOO and when I ate them I dipped them in LOADS of butter. Took care of any constipation problem I had lol
As a newbie I'm LOVING the oil spills in the toilet, it makes me feel good about the way my body is working now. I've had none on my panites (holy crap, knock on some wood). My wife is jealous she can't get the same results
As a newbie I'm LOVING the oil spills in the toilet, it makes me feel good about the way my body is working now. I've had none on my panites (holy crap, knock on some wood). My wife is jealous she can't get the same results
"volcanic island in the potty, topped with orange goo"
Great mental image.
I'd try this if only I liked fresh tomatos! I've never been able to get over the slimy texture of fresh tomatoes even though I love all tomato sauces.
Great mental image.
I'd try this if only I liked fresh tomatos! I've never been able to get over the slimy texture of fresh tomatoes even though I love all tomato sauces.
~ Kim ~
HW - 283 SW - 257.5 Goal - 156
Thanks to all the DS vets who have paid it forward - I <3 you guys!
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HW - 283 SW - 257.5 Goal - 156
Thanks to all the DS vets who have paid it forward - I <3 you guys!
Looking for DS support & information? Check out : http://weightlosssurgery.proboards.com/index.cgi
Cuke = cucumber, you silly lass.
You can grow them yourself or purchase them from the produce market.
How you use it is something you yourself must work out. I'm sure there are photos on the Internets that will give you some additional ideas on use if you decide not to consume it right away.
Get your mind out of the gutter! I meant making a little friend.
Or using them for puffy eyes:
You can grow them yourself or purchase them from the produce market.
How you use it is something you yourself must work out. I'm sure there are photos on the Internets that will give you some additional ideas on use if you decide not to consume it right away.
Get your mind out of the gutter! I meant making a little friend.
Or using them for puffy eyes:
Poo-nami!! I love it! I can't wait to tell my DH about that one. Cukes and matos don't do it to me, but a romaine, kale, fried fish, black beans or ice cream are guaranteed to create a **** storm of epic proportions.
Julie R - Ludington, Michigan
Duodenal Switch 08/09/06 - Dr. Paul Kemmeter, Grand Rapids, Michigan
HW: 282 - 5'4"
SW: 268
GW: 135
CW: 125
Duodenal Switch 08/09/06 - Dr. Paul Kemmeter, Grand Rapids, Michigan
HW: 282 - 5'4"
SW: 268
GW: 135
CW: 125