Newbie newbie doo where are you, you've got some work to do now!

 

 I love reading your posts! You tell it like it is & never mince words. You are very special, Kirmy & love the new glam photo!

Great post!!!! Most of all THANK YOU very much that you took the time to post that!!!! You had me laughing my ass off. I said honey did you hear "bulldog vagina" as I was cracking up and he mumbles from the other room "yeah". I can't wait.... c'mon bull dog look. lmao!!!!
Thanks again.

Love it! 

that's not yer vagina, stupid, that's yer labia, or "lips"  flapping around in the breeze.  there's a song for that.

DOooooooooooooooooooooooooo your lips hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw' em over yer shoulder, like a Continental soldier?
Do yer liiiiiiiiiiiiiips haaaaaaaaaaaaang lowwwwww?

bookmarked so i always have a record that kirmy has a flappy wazoo

3p

Caaaan yooouuuu semiphore your neighbor with a minimum of labor?
Do your liiiiips haaaaang loooooow?

Kirmy, when you kick that nursing job to the curb, you should seek your new career as a writer... 
Hilarious AND on point, as usual!

 This is an awesome post. 

For the benefit of newbies, though, I would like to say regarding #5--or you might not. You might be prepared for the flood of diarrhea and instead--even the first week--wind up so constipated that you go for days without any activity at all. This can be normal too, but you have to treat the constipation if it happens! 

We tend to focus on diarrhea a lot around here, and that does tend to be more the norm, but I just wanted to point out that it can go the other way. So best to be prepared for anything!

 Thanks so much! Inserting information in my brain. :)

Brilliant, completely awesome.  Thank you so much for posting this, truly.