Share your Fun For Panda

Hey You Guys, Panda is sitting there in that hotel room all by her self...doing her bowel prep...ewe!  Let's share some fun or funny stories with her to make her feel our love!

Dang I am killing myself. I can normally come up with something at least a tiny bit funny, but I am totally blank. I'm going to go grab a shower and when I come back, I'm sure my brain freeze will be over!

Ok, Panda.  Here's one you'll especially appreciate -- given what you're doing right now.  FAIR WARNING it's a bit graphic!

I was at a new job this past Fall.  Hadn't used the bathroom except to pee for the first month or so but the day finally arrived when I had to 'go'.  So I took my knapsack with my spray, etc.  Got there, was all alone...great.  However, I like to flush 2-3 times while 'going'.  [Helps to disperse the odor].  Once after the initial 'go', then during the wiping process. etc.  Unfortunately, this toilet had no handle.  You had to stand to make it flush (I'd never really thought about this when I'd peed before).  So there I am, standing up and sitting down, standing up and sitting down just to make it flush.  At this point, I began hysterical laughing at myself.  It was just absurdly funny.  [And, truly, it probably wasn't necessary b/c I used the spray while going, but I'm conditioned to flush a lot since the DS]. 

Oh, and the worst part...the next day I used the bathroom, just to pee.  This time I really looked around.  I then saw while there wasn't a handle, there was a rubber button kind of hidden in the wall.   I could've used that instead of my up and down routine.  But, hey, got some exercise while flushing.

BTW, I spend the night before wls in the oh chatroom.  I knew I wouldn't sleep and it was fun.

Okay, I'll tell you about my "night before" prep. DH and I stayed in a hotel the night before. I decided that my last meal was going to be at Outback - bloomin' onion and prime rib. Yup, I wasn't going to deprive myself of my favorite meal. So dinner done, we return to the hotel and I take my wonderful "crap". Oh, I mean stuff to crap! :) I don't know what I was thinking eating all that food knowing that it all had to exit before morning. I started watching TV and then it happened -- my cleansing began. Well, I literally sat on the toilet the entire night. I was exhausted by morning and my butt was some kind of hurting. There's really not place like home to have an experience like that. I felt so badly for my DH between the noises, the smells and the unavailability of the hotel bathroom. I do believe that the night before was the worst part of the surgery. Just take your blanket into the bathroom with you in case you can't keep your eyes open. I really did fall asleep on the "thrown".
Pat

I don't know about Panda...but I've got tears rolling down my face!!!!

OMG...I just thought about that.  I was going to share a room w/my parents for 1 night..........um.....but I think I'll get my own. (They gross me out in the morning anyway with um....bathroom stuff.)

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Ha!

How ya doin Panda????

Going far out of my comfort zone and posting before and during swimsuit pics for my girl, Panda.

This is a few days before surgery @ approx 230 pounds




This was 4.5 months post op at about 165 pounds


Today, approx 6.5 months post op, I'm at 149.

That's with a 50ml sleeve and a 150cc common channel.

Can't wait till your are loving your DS, like I  mine.

Hijack - I had that exact bathing suit and I loved it. I was so happy to lose all of my weight but I didn't lik giving up that suit!

This is my 3rd size of the same suit.  The largest, aqua blue, I literally wore out it was stretched so thin at my heaviest weight that it was see through in the rear.  

This green one now is falling off me.  

I took my latest round of swim suit photos in my smallest pink one.

In the theory that a picture is worth 1000 words and with the knowledge that Panda is probably right now wondering if her DS is going to be powerful enough for her, I wanted to just show her what only 4.5 months with a longish common channel DS was capable of.  

Maybe when I visit Panda on Tuesday, I'll wear my new size 8 petite Lee jeans that I got a Kohl's yesterday.

D2K