Judge not lest ye be judged!!!

estefani
on 12/2/05 10:04 am - Grand Island, NE
Who's in Heaven? I was shocked, confused, bewildered as I entered Heaven's door, Not by the beauty of it all, by the lights, or its decor. But it was the folks in Heaven who made me sputter and gasp-- the thieves, the liars, the sinners, the alcoholics, the trash. There stood the kid from seventh grade who swiped my lunch money twice. Next to him was my old neighbor who never said anything nice. Herb, who I always thought was rotting away in hell, was sitting pretty on cloud nine, looking incredibly well. I nudged Jesus, "What's the deal? I would love to hear Your take. How'd all these sinners get up here? God must've made a mistake. And why's everyone so quiet, so somber? Give me a clue." "Hush, child," said He. "They're all in shock. No one thought they'd see you." Judge NOT
Pegtrala
on 12/2/05 10:51 am - Beaverton, OR
Oh Steph, I can usually figure out most punchlines, but I sure didn't see this one coming! Thanks for the chuckle! Peg
roser13
on 12/2/05 4:21 pm - Glendale, CA
Steph, That was so funny and cute. I love it. Thanks Steph, I will share this too. God Bless Rosie
Cynthia Snyder
on 12/2/05 11:51 pm - Butler, IN
Thanks, Steph! Love, Cindy
Dawn G.
on 12/5/05 5:12 am - NJ
Too cute...but too true!! Dawn
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