R.I.P

R.I.P. man, his wife and mother-in-law went on a trip to the holy lands. Unfortunately, the mother-in-law passed away while on the trip. The man and his wife were trying to decide what to do with her body. They were talking to a man and he said, "You can ship her home but it will cost thousands of dollars! Or we could bury her here for about two dollars." The man said, " Um no we will have her shipped home. I heard about a man burried here once and he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." Rosie