I'll take HYMN!!

A pastor explained to his congregation that the church was in need of some extra money, so he asked them to consider being more than generous. He offered that whoever gave the most would be able to pick three hymns. After the offering plates were passed about the church, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had graciously offered a $1,000 bill. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. A very quiet, elderly, saintly lady in the back of the church shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front, so she slowly she made her way towards him. The pastor told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much, and in thanks he asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation. She pointed to the three most handsome men in the church and said, "I'll take him and him and him. God bless Rosie

This was great. I enjoy your daily humor. I also share them with my mom. It gives me another reason to call her everyday. Beleive it or not she actually can't wait to hear the joke of the day. Do you suppose God is laughing too???!!! In His love and mine, Debbie G.

Thanks Debbie,Now i'm stressed! I'm glad your mommie likes them.God bless her.I think the Lord delights in watching us laugh,smile and just have a good time in the Lord.God Bless you Debbie and I enjoy bringing these story to ya all. Love you too! Rosie

Cute so cute. I do enjoy your stories. Sally

Thank you so much Sally, It makes me happy that I can bring them to ya. God Bless you Rosie