Mayonaise

Ok I'm Hispanic so its ok. Mayonaise There are many stories related to the sinking of the "Titanic." Some have just come to light due to the success of the recent movie. For example, most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. The "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City. The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today. It is known, of course, as... [ This is pretty bad ] [ I don't make these up...I'm just the messenger ] [ Are you sure you're ready? ] Sinko de Mayo God Bless,Rosie

That was fabulous!!! I am going to tell my husband that one (he is Mexican) we'll see if he gets it, or just blames his bad english as an excuse not to. I asked him one day what do you call 4 Mexcians in quicksand??? the answer to that one is...................cuatro cinco Anyways I love the humor, it is one of the many things that keep me alive Steph

Girl I told my husband this joke and he ask if it was true! He didn't get it. He too is Mexican and understands it to a certain point. No Jokes unless its in spanish. He speaks real broken english though! Rosie