No matter what always call on God!

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both. As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!" At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!" "Come on God, give me a break!!" the man pleaded. "two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!" Where is everyone? Rosie

Everybody's a believer when they're in trouble. God bless you Rosie, Annette

Ain't that the truth!! Rosie

Apparently we re being monitored, which is okay. It's called freedom. I do travel the misc forums on OH.com frequently. But sometimes I get the feeling we are the "enemy" to some. We can have a sense of humor, but we must be careful not to offend those that may not. I know your intent was not to be malicious, but rather to just to poke a little fun. I have read many of your posts and find that you are a kind hearted and sweet individual. Though it was humorous, an atheist may disagree. Keep coming back and never give up on prayng for those that need the Lord, (everyone does, uh.) Talk you all later, Sally

Wow! Sally I apologies! I really didn't mean to offend anyone and I DO PRAY FOR PEOPLE who need God Including ME!!! I really wasn't poking fun at anyone,It was just out there. I am sorry I will really watch what I put in here. Please forgive me. God Bless you Sally Rosie

Rosie, I justed wanted to say, I myself didn't think you joke to be offensive. It was rather funny. Just the other day as I was passing a church I saw a sign that said "God doesn't believe in atheists." Who are we to disagree with our creator????!!!!! In His love and mine, Debbie G.

Thanks Debbie, I thank you for your POst!I like that sighn that the church has. Take care and God bless you friend. rosie

Thanks Debbie, I thank you for your POst!I like that sighn that the church has. Take care and God bless you friend. rosie