0 to 200

I hope you all like this one! God Bless and good night. A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look!" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up. so surprise me!" He did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Nobody has seen or heard from him sin Rosie & "Lola"

AAWWW! Good one Rosie!

Hi Rosie! You crack me up!! Love ya! God Bless, Lynda

In my case it was 0 to 329lbs! Rosie

That's too funny Rosie! keep them coming. God bless you, Annette

You got it! Luv ya Rosie

That's really cute, Rosie. I've gotta read that one to my family! Cindy

I'm glad to bring a smile to your beautiful face Cindy! God Bless you. Rosie