61 pounds GONE, con't

KellyJean
on 2/2/05 11:43 pm
Thanks everyone for your support. Valerie your response made me laugh. I have to tell ya'll what happend before and after I got on the scale. The nurse called me back and there it was..... dun dun dun..... THE SCALE (playing in my head is the theme from psycho, camera zooming in and out). She said, step on the scale. I said if you don't mind I would rather not because I had gastric bypass and I am only weighing at my surgeons office. She was very understanding and said no problem. After the visit with my new hotty, I mean cutie, I mean DOCTOR, I came out of the exam room and there is was, staring at me. So I gave it the big snub and went to the receptionist and there was it's twin! Is this a conspiracy? Am I am being stalked! I had to give in due to the subliminal messages it was sending me. So off with my shoes and onto the scale. When I started to move the bars of horror to tell me how much I weigh I would not get the lever to go level. It kept hitting the bottom. So I slowly moved it to the left. More, more, more....... I was certain there must be something wrong with the scale so I said to the receptionist, is this thing right???? Then I called NURSE! LOL She came over and showed me it was just calibrated on 1/25/05. Then she helped me find out my exact weight. I could not believe it. I put my face in my hands but not before I admired how pretty my nails are. LOL Anyway, I started to cry. Then the nurse said ohhhhhhh, that is so awesome and she got teary eyed. The receptionist said oh no, don't cry you are making me cry and came around with a box of tissue. So there we were, 3 grown women crying for the loss of my fat. LOL I had never met these women and they were so supportive and for that I am so greatul. THEE END................ Kelly
Valerie C.
on 2/3/05 7:25 pm - Grove City, OH
Kelly, You are a nut! I lova ya gal! I can just visualize the whole thing...you had me laughing too! Keep up the great work! Val
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