LITTLE HUMOR FOR TODAY

Underwear Is Important Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... A couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

DOH!!!! Oh that's too funny! You'd think she'd recognize that they weren't her hubby's jewels hangin' out!! Then again, maybe she wanted a quick thrill....

Ok Kevin, Just read about your new hot pink and red sexy thongs you are going to buy (courtesy of the CA board) Between you and Mike... Ya'll are some crazy mo fo's out there. Ok, I have to admit, I got 'em too! Earl and I have matching sets. But the best is his pink ballet tutu. Especially when he twirls for me... I'm your private dancer...dancer for money, do what you want me to do...

DOES EARL PERFORM WELL IN HIS PINK TUTU.....I WAS SO BIG AT ONE TIME I HAD TO WEAR A FOUR-FOUR...A TUTU WAS TOO SMALL!!

It was as funny the second time!!! Damn that would be too funny to see.

He used to tell the guys he works with that when everyone went home at night, and he was all alone, he would put his tutu on with a naked ass and sit on all their chairs! Now...isn't that a great visual!

I'd pay a dollar to see that....