Why Do My Underwear Still Fit?!

Girl, get yourself some new undies anyways because it's fun!! And you will feel much cuter, I promise. Those are some cursed undies you got, they don't want to let go! They feel their time is up. No way can you wear size 14, I wear size 9 draws, and I am 293 lbs still. Try it, you'll love it :)