Girdle blues
I'm fighting with my insurance company right now to get them to cover my panniculectomy now (rather than making me wait until my BMI is under 30) so the Ginsu option is fresh in my mind a lot! Somedays it doesn't seem like such a bad option -- do it myself and let them pay for the resulting ER visit & hospitalization! Although I'd probably get hospitalized for being crazy more than for the do-it-yourself Ginsu job!