Doc's Surgery Scheduler is MIA

 Oh where, oh where could my surgeons scheduler be,
         Oh where, oh where is Jeremy
    I have been waiting oh so patiently
         For a week he's been hiding from me!!


OK for real I'm about to go move into his office and stick to him like white on rice til he gives me my date.  I went in and got my final clearance (chronic abdominal pain issues) from my surgeon last week and he informed me that Jeremy - his scheduler would be calling me later that afternoon with my early to mid November date. 

OK I had me a check list:

1. Made sure that Jeremy was in the office that day    
2. Made very sure to have BOTH cell phones fully charged  
3. Made sure to keep said phones on me at all times 
4. Made sure I gave him enough time to call me with date - waited til Friday 
5. Made sure I called the office first thing on Monday since I didn't get one last week with my date 

So right about now, Im's 'bout ready to go cowgirl and rounds me up some Jeremy and his coveted little schedule book...whadaya think???

You are so funny! I felt the same way when they said she would call me to schedule the surgery...i was just waiting waiting waiting!!! Good luck, your day will be here sooner than you know it...especially since you don't know when it is yet LOL

Put an APB out on Jeremy!

It's great you have a sense of humor about this.

This past weekend was sort of a holiday.

If you don't hear from him by close of business today, I'd call. I know you don't want to be a pain -- maybe call and say you're just making sure they have all the paperwork they need to get you scheduled.

Good luck!!!

That was very funny! Good way to vent too!

Sometimes it really helps to laugh at the ridiculous in life. Like being too fat for WLS.