I shaved my legs today!

Have you thought about investing in an inexpensive bath bench? I still have mine from when I was circus fat, and I still use it when I shave my legs. I hesitated about shaving my legs for awhile because I have a history of repeated cellulitis infections and I didn't want a stray nick to cause problems, but one day I just couldn't stand it anymore and carefully shaved my calves using about a half ton of shaving lotion. Smooth as a baby's rear end! Shaving my underarms is a real challenge because Hoppy and Bob (my independent upper arm fat) gets in the way and I have to shove things around to get to my armpits. Oy!
Oh, and I forgot to mention that my bath bench only cost me $30 and the weight limit is 500 lbs.
Kix
ok Kix-you are officially HILARIOUS!! "circus fat" that's what I say!! Hoppy and Bob? I need to name mine too!
as for shaving: i discovered that my cake icing spatula perfectly scrapes off the hair melting magic that Nair or Neet provides-I love when any tool is a multi-tasker-cake anyone?
KiX will you be my new BFF?
In any event, I am seeing a new and fun OH activity "Leg Shaving Parties"
starting BMI 60.8+
lost 126 lbs since November 10th and still dropping...Surgery Dec. 10th
BMI currently 42.2