THIS IS A LITTLE NAUGHTY...
If you know me you're not surprised by my taste in humor. 
Buying Flowers
A BLONDE and a brunette are walking past a flower shop.
The brunette sees her boyfriend inside and says: "Oh no, my boyfriend is inside buying me flowers again."
The blonde asks: "Why is that so bad?"
The brunette says:"Every time he buys me flowers, he expects something in return and I don't feel like spending the entire weekend with my legs in the air."
The blonde asks:"Why, don't you have a vase?"
The Docters Cure
A man went to see his docter concerned about a mysterious ring that he had found around the tip of his penis.
The docter looked him over and immediatly gave him a lotion to rub around the infected spot and told him to come and see him in the morning.
The man come back in joy saying that the ring around the tip of his penis had all but disapeared like it was a miracle.
He curiously asked the docter, the lotion you gave me is it some new wonder drug?
The docter replied chuckling, no my good friend it was lipstick remover.
50 Cents
After many months of trying to make ends meet, a couple decided that the only way they were going to get any extra cash was to have the old lady start hooking.
Early the next morning the wife came home looking very haggard and worn out. The husband guiltily asked how she did, to which the wife replied that she earned two hundred dollars and 50 cents.
“That’s great!“ the husband replies. “But who gave you the 50 cents?"
“Everybody!" replied the wife.
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Buying Flowers
A BLONDE and a brunette are walking past a flower shop.
The brunette sees her boyfriend inside and says: "Oh no, my boyfriend is inside buying me flowers again."
The blonde asks: "Why is that so bad?"
The brunette says:"Every time he buys me flowers, he expects something in return and I don't feel like spending the entire weekend with my legs in the air."
The blonde asks:"Why, don't you have a vase?"
The Docters Cure
A man went to see his docter concerned about a mysterious ring that he had found around the tip of his penis.
The docter looked him over and immediatly gave him a lotion to rub around the infected spot and told him to come and see him in the morning.
The man come back in joy saying that the ring around the tip of his penis had all but disapeared like it was a miracle.
He curiously asked the docter, the lotion you gave me is it some new wonder drug?
The docter replied chuckling, no my good friend it was lipstick remover.
50 Cents
After many months of trying to make ends meet, a couple decided that the only way they were going to get any extra cash was to have the old lady start hooking.
Early the next morning the wife came home looking very haggard and worn out. The husband guiltily asked how she did, to which the wife replied that she earned two hundred dollars and 50 cents.
“That’s great!“ the husband replies. “But who gave you the 50 cents?"
“Everybody!" replied the wife.
http://www.activejokes.com/cat.php?cn=14
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