KEEP YOUR FEET TO THE FLAMES AND FIND YOUR OWN DAMN CHRISTMAS HUMOR!
ACCOUNTABILITY MISSION: LORD HAVE MERCY ON ME!
Yes I'm still insane, rude and irreverent but irl I am quite the sophistocated and reserved lady. Ok, so that's a lie. I am buzzed on medication and caffine at the moment and I nan't see cause I've got one working eye and I had to take the contact out of the other and i'm light senditive so I've got the screen dimmed as I squint through the good eye which means no posting for a bit til I can see again cause this ain't easy and the bad eye hurts like a ***** when I open it facing the screen.
Since you opened this, your mission should you choose to accept it is as follows:
Hold your own feet to the fire! What the hell does that mean? Way back in my early days as an auditor we'd present our findings to our audit managers where our feet were metaphorically held over the flames. If you could not defend your work from every angle you got burned. This is how you work your plan. No op, pre op, post op loosing, post op maintaining>>> can you defend everything you do today in relation to your plan? Every slip up is a burn. Are you cool, singed or down right crispy?
Suggested actions:
- Get off your @$$ and exercise, 'nuff said.
- Track your food. No guessing, Weigh, measure, don't fool yourself.
- Pay it forward for next week. Most of us will have some form of Christmas cheer that conflicts with our best behavior. Admit it, accept it, prepare for it.
Have a laugh
- I can't see well enough to cut and paste but the links in all of my holiday posts have more funnies for your reading pleasure.
- Find something to tickle you a few times a day even if you have one eye closed as you search for that G&% D*@# eye patch and have a headache from squinting. Hell, visualizing me searching for an eye patch while I can't see is funny enough right there.
This thread will not self distruct. However, one of those all to frequent oh quirks or moderators may cause distruction at anytime.
All of the above written in the event anyone really gives a rat's @$$. As always, this is your universe so please feel free to ignore my ramblings, or curse me for rambling, or just say hi which hopefully I will be able to read again soon.
Yes I'm still insane, rude and irreverent but irl I am quite the sophistocated and reserved lady. Ok, so that's a lie. I am buzzed on medication and caffine at the moment and I nan't see cause I've got one working eye and I had to take the contact out of the other and i'm light senditive so I've got the screen dimmed as I squint through the good eye which means no posting for a bit til I can see again cause this ain't easy and the bad eye hurts like a ***** when I open it facing the screen. Since you opened this, your mission should you choose to accept it is as follows:
Hold your own feet to the fire! What the hell does that mean? Way back in my early days as an auditor we'd present our findings to our audit managers where our feet were metaphorically held over the flames. If you could not defend your work from every angle you got burned. This is how you work your plan. No op, pre op, post op loosing, post op maintaining>>> can you defend everything you do today in relation to your plan? Every slip up is a burn. Are you cool, singed or down right crispy?
Suggested actions:
- Get off your @$$ and exercise, 'nuff said.
- Track your food. No guessing, Weigh, measure, don't fool yourself.
- Pay it forward for next week. Most of us will have some form of Christmas cheer that conflicts with our best behavior. Admit it, accept it, prepare for it.
Have a laugh
- I can't see well enough to cut and paste but the links in all of my holiday posts have more funnies for your reading pleasure.
- Find something to tickle you a few times a day even if you have one eye closed as you search for that G&% D*@# eye patch and have a headache from squinting. Hell, visualizing me searching for an eye patch while I can't see is funny enough right there.
This thread will not self distruct. However, one of those all to frequent oh quirks or moderators may cause distruction at anytime.
All of the above written in the event anyone really gives a rat's @$$. As always, this is your universe so please feel free to ignore my ramblings, or curse me for rambling, or just say hi which hopefully I will be able to read again soon.
MSW Roux-En-Y Gastric Bypass: Eat sensibly & enjoy moderation
Links: Are you a compulsive eater? for help OA meets on-line Keep Coming Back, One Day At a Time Overeaters Anonymous
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