Cain is indeed able!
Double Ayy
on 11/28/11 10:41 pm - CA
on 11/28/11 10:41 pm - CA
"All of these accusations of me being with numerous white women is ridiculous and simply false. I am not some playboy or anything like that. I'm simply running for president..."
"Oh yeah... I used to sleep with Herman Cain for about 13 years. Girl, he's a freak! Honey, he likes to dress up like some pirate and chase me around the hotel room and stuff. One time he asked me to diaper him up like a newborn baby. That old fool even pee'd on the bed and everything. That's when I stopped seeing him..."
"Hold on! Hold on! She's lying. That woman is lying. I never pee'd on anything. That was some Mountain Dew!"