TOO SOON FOR WINTER?

Don't care what the calendar says they're talking flurries mixed with rain this weekend.  Flurries ----> Snow ---> Snowmen...

I'm really not a very complex thinker. 

- What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?

Snowballs.

- Where do snowmen put their webpages?

On the winternet.

Lessons We Can Learn From a Snowman

Wearing white is always in style - even after Labor Day.

Getting outside in the winter is good for your health. 

It's fun just to hang out in your front yard.

We're all made up of mostly water.

Accessories don't have to be expensive.

Don't get too much sun!

If you're a little bottom heavy - hey, that's okay!

You know you've made it when they write a song about you.

If you look down and can't see your feet - you're probably not very active.

Sometimes sweating too much can have disasterous results.

　- What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite

- Where do snowmen keep their money?

In a snowbank