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But it does not have a damn thing to do with me. 
A teacher was discussing compound nouns with the class. "They're made up of two or more words." she explained. "For exmple, townhouse or boxcar. Can anyone think of another one?" One boy raised his hand and offered, "Asphalt."
A teacher was assigned to a new post teaching English to prison inmates. Feeling a bit nervous on his first day, he began by asking the class a basic question: "Now, who can tell me what a sentence is?"
A teacher was discussing compound nouns with the class. "They're made up of two or more words." she explained. "For exmple, townhouse or boxcar. Can anyone think of another one?" One boy raised his hand and offered, "Asphalt."
Parent - Why are you home from school so early?
Child - I was the only one who could answer a question.
Parent - Oh, really? What was the question?
Child - Who threw the eraser at the principal?
A teacher was assigned to a new post teaching English to prison inmates. Feeling a bit nervous on his first day, he began by asking the class a basic question: "Now, who can tell me what a sentence is?"
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