A FISH TALE?
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Once there was a fly, that circled over a pond. In the pond there was a fish. The fish said, "When the fly comes down, I'm gonna eat it." Then there was a hungry bear. The bear said, "When the fly comes down, and the fish eats the fly, I'm gonna eat the fish.
Behind the bear was a hunter. The hunter said, "When the fly comes down and the fish eats the fly and the bear eats the fish, I'm gonna shoot the bear."
In the cabin in back of the hunter was a mouse in the kitchen. The mouse said, "When the fly comes down and the fish eats the fly and the bear eats the fish and the hunter shoots the bear, I'm gonna eat the cheese on the counter."
What the mouse didn't know was there was a cat behind him. The cat said, "When the fly comes down and the fish eats the fly and the bear eats the fish and the hunter shoots the bear and the mouse eats the cheese, I'm gonna eat the mouse."
So the fly came down and the fish ate the fly and the bear ate the fish and the hunter shot the bear and the mouse grabs the cheese, but when the cat jumps for the mouse, he misses and lands in the sink. So whats the moral of the story?
When a fly comes down, a ***** gets wet!
MSW Roux-En-Y Gastric Bypass: Eat sensibly & enjoy moderation
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