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Schwarzenegger reveals he had child with staffer

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_schwarzenegger_shriver_separation

"Former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has acknowledged that he fathered a child with a member of his household staff, a revelation that apparently prompted wife Maria Shriver to leave the couple's home before they announced their separation last week."

Reporters (circa 1990) - "Maria, Arnold has a history of being a bad boy..."

Maria - "Don't believe a word of it!  Not my Arnold"

Reporters (circa 2000) - "Maria, Arnold has a history of groping women and snatchin' the panty-drawers and whatnot... "

Maria - "Clearly, sir, you must have the wrong guy! Not my Arnold!"

Reporters (this past weekend) - "Maria, you've stood by him in the past regardless of the allegations involving women, do you intend to stand by him now?

Maria - "What are you nuckin futs?  That cheating mofo did me dirty and made a baby too with the friggin help no less.  He's lucky he doesn't end up at the bottom of Chappaquiddick that b*stard!"

"Schwarzenegger and Shriver jointly announced May 9 that they were splitting up after 25 years of marriage. Yet, Shriver moved out of the family's Brentwood mansion earlier in the year after Schwarzenegger acknowledged the child is his, The Los Angeles Times reported Tuesday."

 I guess everyone should have known something was up when the kid was born it looked back at the mother's crotch and said, "I'll be back."