A ROYAL WEDDING! ITS ALL DONE BUT FOR THE DIVORCE

Can you believe it?  My invite got lost in the mail.  How could this happen to me after I got a new hat and all.    

Sooooo, do you think little Willy's got his own Camila hiding out just like his daddy?  Well if he does, Katy beter kick some royal prince ass.  Lol. 

Well we know weddings are fun so why the hell not poke a little...


A Royal Pet Name
Prince William and Kate Middleton have tied the knot . Kate has gone on record saying she likes to call her new hubby "Big Willy". I'll bet her family is glad she's not marrying someone named Richard.


The Royal Gift Registry
The wedding couple are registered at Bed, Bath and Beyond What You Can Afford.  


Royal Wedding Security
Prince William will have a 'Bullet Catcher' riding in the car with him to the wedding. His job will be to take a bullet intended for the future king if such an attack takes place. In consideration for her saftey Kate Middleton was issued a fly swatter.

The Royal Marraige Chamber
Wow, it finally happened !  Today is the day of the Royal wedding  . What an exciting day it will be for Prince and Princess!
And late tomorrow night the Royal Screwing will take place!
( I meant to say  " Regal Consummation of the marriage " )


Let Us Not Forget the Queen! 
Elton John was crying at the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.  He was jealous of her, because he thought that he was next in line to be the Queen of England.

http://www.dailycomedy.com/hottopic/Prince_William

They do like their affairs, don't they, althougth in Edward's case, fergie at least got caught cheating on him & not the otherway around.

At least for Kate & William it's not a whirlwind affair, I think they've even been playing house for the last year & been together off & on for the last three?  So if he does have a "camilla" in the wings, he's a better playa then anyone knew.  And if he does, hopefully it's a upgrade, cause how you going to leave your pretty wife for a horse?

   @    cause how you going to leave your pretty wife for a horse?  

Wasn't it Anne of Cleeves that King Henry the IIX thought looked more like Anne of Clydesdale?    The ugly chick got to keep her head too. 

Plum fewl!

LOL