My Cheat Day and Doughnut Fight. ***Warning This is Vulgar.***
LEE
on 4/22/11 1:40 am, edited 4/22/11 1:51 am
on 4/22/11 1:40 am, edited 4/22/11 1:51 am
I enjoyed my free day yesterday and I have begun my second rotation of Extreme Fat Smash this morning with oatmeal, so why when I get to work this morning is there a huge box of doughnuts with all my favorites?
I looked at the doughnuts and they looked at me, then I looked at them and they looked at me, then I told them, and I quote,
ME: now you know how much I love you and you and I both know that we are not good for each other.
Doughnut: But I love you baby, and I know you love me
Me: We have played the cat and mouse game for many years, we break up you entice me to come back and like a fool I do come back. NO, No, No DAMIT, I will not stick my tongue in your hole and lick out your creamy filling, even though I know how sweet you taste. how many mornings and nights have I stayed up late giving myself pleasure off of your delicious flakey, glazed flesh? Well today I refuse.
Doughnut: don't you remember how good we are together, I love the way you bite me, I know it's kinky but I need to feel your mouth on me, give me what we both want. please baby please
Me: No, stop it I am weak in body but strong in mind. I am tired of you keeping me down, tired I say. LEAVE ME THE HE'LL ALONE DAMIT. I can't let you do this to me. I can't
Doughnut: But baby don't you remember our threesomes, just you me, and milk. We were so good to each other.
ME: Oh yeah I remember it all, and I want you, Lawd knows I do but we are just no good for each other we both know that, So I have to let you go. Please let me leave with some dignity.
Doughnut: OK, i'll let you go, but I know you will think of me every step of the way waaayyyy
Me: and IIIII will always love you, ooooowwww I will always love you.
Tears stream down my face as I bust out of the cafeteria, I begin to run, I,m running from the hold my ex lover has always had on me, and I'm running towards a bright future in a much looser size 12 jeans.
If you ever had a lover you couldn't let go of let this serve as an example to you, that it is hard but it can be done.
(hope that ***** don't call me for a bootie call tonight)
I looked at the doughnuts and they looked at me, then I looked at them and they looked at me, then I told them, and I quote,
ME: now you know how much I love you and you and I both know that we are not good for each other.
Doughnut: But I love you baby, and I know you love me
Me: We have played the cat and mouse game for many years, we break up you entice me to come back and like a fool I do come back. NO, No, No DAMIT, I will not stick my tongue in your hole and lick out your creamy filling, even though I know how sweet you taste. how many mornings and nights have I stayed up late giving myself pleasure off of your delicious flakey, glazed flesh? Well today I refuse.
Doughnut: don't you remember how good we are together, I love the way you bite me, I know it's kinky but I need to feel your mouth on me, give me what we both want. please baby please
Me: No, stop it I am weak in body but strong in mind. I am tired of you keeping me down, tired I say. LEAVE ME THE HE'LL ALONE DAMIT. I can't let you do this to me. I can't
Doughnut: But baby don't you remember our threesomes, just you me, and milk. We were so good to each other.
ME: Oh yeah I remember it all, and I want you, Lawd knows I do but we are just no good for each other we both know that, So I have to let you go. Please let me leave with some dignity.
Doughnut: OK, i'll let you go, but I know you will think of me every step of the way waaayyyy
Me: and IIIII will always love you, ooooowwww I will always love you.
Tears stream down my face as I bust out of the cafeteria, I begin to run, I,m running from the hold my ex lover has always had on me, and I'm running towards a bright future in a much looser size 12 jeans.
If you ever had a lover you couldn't let go of let this serve as an example to you, that it is hard but it can be done.
(hope that ***** don't call me for a bootie call tonight)
Salty Pickle a.k.a. Lee
MsLee you are a head vase for real. 
Glad you made a clean break. Breaking up is so hard to do.
Glad you made a clean break. Breaking up is so hard to do.
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LEE
on 4/22/11 4:07 am, edited 4/22/11 6:43 am
on 4/22/11 4:07 am, edited 4/22/11 6:43 am
Girl I can't help it me and my foods have a love/hate relationship and sometimes you just have to walk away no matter how much you love them.
See doughy, that is my pet name for my doughnut lover, Doughy and I have been down this road many times and I always return to her because she is so attractive but I had to look past her beauty today and tell her goodbye once and for all.
I will truly miss her.
See doughy, that is my pet name for my doughnut lover, Doughy and I have been down this road many times and I always return to her because she is so attractive but I had to look past her beauty today and tell her goodbye once and for all.
I will truly miss her.
Salty Pickle a.k.a. Lee
Run Lee Run! LOL 
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