pre-Freaky Friday/Christian Sex Questions

Hahahahahahahaha...  and your lurker azz rushed in quickly to see what this was all about too.  I stole the following from the Rant and Rave board hoping to liven BAF up a bit.  Now that you're here you may as well play along: 


Five Questions for Wednesday:

1.) Do you have a "one that got away"?

2.) You can go back into the past and change something but the price is the amount of time you travel back you lose in your future. Do you do it? If so, what do you change?

3.) You discover your pet can talk? Do you tell the world or keep it between the two of you?

4.) Your doctor says you can never have sex again. How much does this effect your life? If you are married, how will your spouse react?

5.) If you could pick a famous person to be your BFF, who would it be?

1.) Do you have a "one that got away"?

Yes.

2.) You can go back into the past and change something but the price is the amount of time you travel back you lose in your future. Do you do it? If so, what do you change?

Not really.  What's done is done.

3.) You discover your pet can talk? Do you tell the world or keep it between the two of you?

That's kinda creepy.  He would have to go.

4.) Your doctor says you can never have sex again. How much does this effect your life? If you are married, how will your spouse react?

Tremendously.  If that's gone then what's left?

5.) If you could pick a famous person to be your BFF, who would it be?

Russell Simmons

Erry'body says what's done is done but I don't know if I buy it.  But hey what do I know. 

1.   Yes

2.    No.......the past is just that the past

3.    Tell the world ....we need to be paid

4.     Shoot me.  (lol)

5.     Oprah

 @ 3.    Tell the world ....we need to be paid

I hear ya.

1.) Do you have a "one that got away"?

Yep.  Why'd ya bring that up?

2.) You can go back into the past and change something but the price is the amount of time you travel back you lose in your future. Do you do it? If so, what do you change?

Nah.  Everything I would change goes right back to high school and I'll be dayummed if I live through that again.

3.) You discover your pet can talk? Do you tell the world or keep it between the two of you?

Nope.  I would keep it to myself but I would make it as exciting as possible by having people come over, start a conversation with them, and then have my dog chime in as if he were a ghost via a mic and speaker from another room.  My dog and I would then laugh our butts off watching people running scared from my house like some old episode of The Munsters.

4.) Your doctor says you can never have sex again. How much does this effect your life? If you are married, how will your spouse react?

 Get another doctor; this one's obviously defective.

5.) If you could pick a famous person to be your BFF, who would it be?

Cooking guru Paula Dean.  I would love to tell her all of that friggin' butter that she uses to cook with is going to coat the insides of her arteries because her other friends sure aren't letting her know.

1. kinda, i kept in touch and now wish i could get rid of him!

2. i spent too much time worrying about what people think and not enough time thinking about a financially secure future, now i have to play catch-up.

3. i would be scared but special because for some reason it chose me to talk to! i dont know should i accidently leave the door open or call andy cohen!

4. i have had long dry spells so this would not be a big issue, however, if i was married, i would be sick and evil.

5. tyler perry, steve jobs or the guys who founded google Larry Page and Sergey Brin,  i want to be around when they first started and needed support, i would be a billionarire by now or have a job for life!

1. kinda, i kept in touch and now wish i could get rid of him!

Tread lightly there, my friend.  Cutting things off too abruptly could lead to some nastiness in public and who the heck wants that?

2. i spent too much time worrying about what people think and not enough time thinking about a financially secure future, now i have to play catch-up.

I feel ya on that one. 


4. i have had long dry spells so this would not be a big issue, however, if i was married, i would be sick and evil.

Word.  I don't know which is worst: Got it but can't use it or forgot what it's used for in the first place. 

5. tyler perry, steve jobs or the guys who founded google Larry Page and Sergey Brin,  i want to be around when they first started and needed support, i would be a billionarire by now or have a job for life!

Break me off a coupla hunnit stacks when you come up on dat friendship aiight?!

LMAO!!! Guilty as charged!!!

1 - yes.  found him a couple months ago and learned he's in prison for stabbing his wife to death in their home 2 years ago.  they'd been married since college - which is where I knew him from.  got away is sometimes a good thing

2 - Nope. Whatever has happened was meant to be - changing it would put me in a diff place today.  and I like where I am, as I am.

3 - Don't have a pet.  And if I had one that did talk - I'd prolly kill it, talking animals ain't natural.

4 - That mofo betta shoot me.  Or refer me to Kivorkian.  I may be celibate right NOW - but me not driving the car don't mean the engine is broke!!!!

5 - The Rock.  Cause most of the close male friends I've had, I've slept with.

LMAO!!! Guilty as charged!!!

Strapping myself in; knowing this will be good. Proceed...

1 - yes.  found him a couple months ago and learned he's in prison for stabbing his wife to death in their home 2 years ago. 

 "Dayum to the 2nd degree..."

 they'd been married since college - which is where I knew him from.  got away is sometimes a good thing

Sheeeeeeeeet... After that kinda report you ain't lyin.  Leave Edward Scissorshands alone with OJ 'n dem.

2 - Nope. Whatever has happened was meant to be - changing it would put me in a diff place today.  and I like where I am, as I am.

 No doubt.

3 - Don't have a pet.  And if I had one that did talk - I'd prolly kill it, talking animals ain't natural.

You'd better not come to my house when I get my talking dog.  Me and Cujo would have you running up outta there like somebody yelled, "On your mark, get set, go..."

4 - That mofo betta shoot me.  Or refer me to Kivorkian.  I may be celibate right NOW - but me not driving the car don't mean the engine is broke!!!!

I can dig it. 

5 - The Rock.  Cause most of the close male friends I've had, I've slept with.

                                                                             
                                                 
                                                                             "Cole...  you stoopid."


                                                                             but don't worry I ain't gonna tell nobody.