Firing the boss...
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on 4/17/11 11:10 am, edited 4/17/11 10:50 pm
on 4/17/11 11:10 am, edited 4/17/11 10:50 pm
Ayy yo,
It’s ya man, Double_Ayy! here to holla at what…
looks…
like…
what’s…
left of my peeps here on BAF, before I get knee-deep into Spring Break activities with my kids. I needed to vent right quick before I’m dragged off, yet again, to another tea party filled with stuffed teddy bears and broken BRATZ dolls or watch another episode of Spongebob SquareDrawers. So let’s chop it up shall we..
This Charlie Sheen clown, oh boy, what a 360 degree black-belt jackazz, huh? First, he comes off like a coked out, near-death, actor on the brink of being washed up and then miraculously, someone sits him down in front of a computer with a few well-worn 80’s references and then"WHAMMO!"
he turns into a babbling idiot that looks like a coked out, near-death, actor on a mission – to destroy what’s left of his own sanity. Sure he spouts a few memorable phrases like “WINNING" and “Tiger Blood…", but c'mon, man. No one wants to hear what Gary Busey’s mental replacement is going to look and sound like in 3 years from now. Hell, we don't even want to hear Gary speak all that much and he dayum near makes the show for me on Celebrity Apprentice.
Speaking of Celebrity Apprentice... Did any of you all see the episode when that big dumb moose/ox, NeNe Leakes aka "No No", tried to hug pot-smoking, psychic hot-line dialing Dionne Warwick after she tried to proverbially throw Dionne under the bus to save her own azz from being fired? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeet! Dionne, incidentally, is from East Orange, NJ, so naturally y’all know I'm on her side. She responded the way a woman of her stature and poise from northern NJ would've done. She said to her, "Baby, let's not do this here..."
But <-- big BUTT here…
THAT was simply code for, "***** if you bring your monkey-azz outside wit dat bull**** I'm gonna run through you like a hot knife through butter! “
Now, I know I've been MIA for a hot minute but I’ll tell ya, I do not like "No No." She's rude, crude, loud, crass, and horribly unattractive as far as bears go in my opinion. She kinda reminds me of the stereotypical hood-chick in every neo-Blaxploitation movie who knows everybody, got all the dirt and naughty scoop on the people in her world, but ain't got a keep-yo-azz-quiet bone in her freakishly huge body. Just loud and wrong for no dayum reason.
Dear "No No", “The Donald" only wants to keep you around because he's hoping that you'll get drunk at one of his parties so that he can pimp your big azz out to one of his super-rich colleagues. I mean it's not like you never did that sort of thing before you married one of your biggest tippers at the strip-club you once worked. Shame on you."
I tell ya I despise that over-grown heffer-horse so much that I wouldn't even bother to spit on her if her hair was on fire and the neares****er was 50 yards away.
But don't worry, true believers, I dislike Donald Trump aka Mr. Trash waaaaaaaaaay more than I do "No No." Without going into too much detail, I find the smug attitude of Mr. Trash very common among people of his financial net worth. Hell, I practice it myself when I’m bored sometimes just to see how the other half lives. However, I don't like that whole “come before Pharaoh and be judged" tone that his show, Celebrity Apprentice, takes on. Better yet it reminds me of those old religious films from the 70's that get shown around Easter, where the actor portraying Jesus (The celebrities) was brought before Pontius Pilate (Mr. Trash) and Pilate turns to the masses of the people (his kids... WTF?) and says, "What should I do here?"
Now he's hinting that he wants to be POTUS, like he's the star of some traveling Birther Movement/Tea Bagger junk yard jug band side-show, just 'a tootin' and a spittin' about how President Obama (our president mind you) wasn't born in the US.
Perhaps it's just me, but don't you think this whole so-call birther movement against Pres. Obama is really like the whole lip-synch scandal from the late 80's. I think the birthers keep hoping that if they keep questioning and protesting Mr. Obama will feel pressured enough to give his Grammy back. Hey Azzhole Birthers... Y’all really think that Pres. Obama, who is one of the most vetted presidents in the history of the Secret Service, would even attempt to sternly put his index finger to his lips and look menacingly at his closest relatives while saying, "Y'all betta not tell the truth about me or I'll mess you up?" NO!
But what really bothers me is that the American voting public are like sheep sometimes and more often than not they can be lead to put some real losers in office who absolutely have no friggin’ business being there:
Think Ronald Reagan.
Think Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Think George W. Bush.
Now imagine President Donald Trump.
Yikes!!! 
See what I mean?
So in closing, I say to The Donald, "Get off of the sauce, Mr. Trash. Go antiquing in Maine; Jet Skiing in the Alps; or something, and let any dreams you ever had of you ever doing anything more than blowing hot air at some TV camera for a few more minutes of air time simply pass you by. You're TIRED!"
It’s ya man, Double_Ayy! here to holla at what…
looks… like… what’s… left of my peeps here on BAF, before I get knee-deep into Spring Break activities with my kids. I needed to vent right quick before I’m dragged off, yet again, to another tea party filled with stuffed teddy bears and broken BRATZ dolls or watch another episode of Spongebob SquareDrawers. So let’s chop it up shall we.. This Charlie Sheen clown, oh boy, what a 360 degree black-belt jackazz, huh? First, he comes off like a coked out, near-death, actor on the brink of being washed up and then miraculously, someone sits him down in front of a computer with a few well-worn 80’s references and then"WHAMMO!"
he turns into a babbling idiot that looks like a coked out, near-death, actor on a mission – to destroy what’s left of his own sanity. Sure he spouts a few memorable phrases like “WINNING" and “Tiger Blood…", but c'mon, man. No one wants to hear what Gary Busey’s mental replacement is going to look and sound like in 3 years from now. Hell, we don't even want to hear Gary speak all that much and he dayum near makes the show for me on Celebrity Apprentice. Speaking of Celebrity Apprentice... Did any of you all see the episode when that big dumb moose/ox, NeNe Leakes aka "No No", tried to hug pot-smoking, psychic hot-line dialing Dionne Warwick after she tried to proverbially throw Dionne under the bus to save her own azz from being fired? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeet! Dionne, incidentally, is from East Orange, NJ, so naturally y’all know I'm on her side. She responded the way a woman of her stature and poise from northern NJ would've done. She said to her, "Baby, let's not do this here..."
But <-- big BUTT here…
THAT was simply code for, "***** if you bring your monkey-azz outside wit dat bull**** I'm gonna run through you like a hot knife through butter! “
Now, I know I've been MIA for a hot minute but I’ll tell ya, I do not like "No No." She's rude, crude, loud, crass, and horribly unattractive as far as bears go in my opinion. She kinda reminds me of the stereotypical hood-chick in every neo-Blaxploitation movie who knows everybody, got all the dirt and naughty scoop on the people in her world, but ain't got a keep-yo-azz-quiet bone in her freakishly huge body. Just loud and wrong for no dayum reason.
Dear "No No", “The Donald" only wants to keep you around because he's hoping that you'll get drunk at one of his parties so that he can pimp your big azz out to one of his super-rich colleagues. I mean it's not like you never did that sort of thing before you married one of your biggest tippers at the strip-club you once worked. Shame on you." I tell ya I despise that over-grown heffer-horse so much that I wouldn't even bother to spit on her if her hair was on fire and the neares****er was 50 yards away.
But don't worry, true believers, I dislike Donald Trump aka Mr. Trash waaaaaaaaaay more than I do "No No." Without going into too much detail, I find the smug attitude of Mr. Trash very common among people of his financial net worth. Hell, I practice it myself when I’m bored sometimes just to see how the other half lives. However, I don't like that whole “come before Pharaoh and be judged" tone that his show, Celebrity Apprentice, takes on. Better yet it reminds me of those old religious films from the 70's that get shown around Easter, where the actor portraying Jesus (The celebrities) was brought before Pontius Pilate (Mr. Trash) and Pilate turns to the masses of the people (his kids... WTF?
) and says, "What should I do here?" Now he's hinting that he wants to be POTUS, like he's the star of some traveling Birther Movement/Tea Bagger junk yard jug band side-show, just 'a tootin' and a spittin' about how President Obama (our president mind you) wasn't born in the US.
Perhaps it's just me, but don't you think this whole so-call birther movement against Pres. Obama is really like the whole lip-synch scandal from the late 80's. I think the birthers keep hoping that if they keep questioning and protesting Mr. Obama will feel pressured enough to give his Grammy back. Hey Azzhole Birthers... Y’all really think that Pres. Obama, who is one of the most vetted presidents in the history of the Secret Service, would even attempt to sternly put his index finger to his lips and look menacingly at his closest relatives while saying, "Y'all betta not tell the truth about me or I'll mess you up?" NO!
But what really bothers me is that the American voting public are like sheep sometimes and more often than not they can be lead to put some real losers in office who absolutely have no friggin’ business being there:
Think Ronald Reagan.
Think Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Think George W. Bush.
Now imagine President Donald Trump.
Yikes!!! See what I mean?So in closing, I say to The Donald, "Get off of the sauce, Mr. Trash. Go antiquing in Maine; Jet Skiing in the Alps; or something, and let any dreams you ever had of you ever doing anything more than blowing hot air at some TV camera for a few more minutes of air time simply pass you by. You're TIRED!"
Howdy, D-Ayy!!!
I just about choked on my snack when I read "that big dumb moose/ox, NeNe Leakes aka "No No", tried to hug pot-smoking, psychic hot-line dialing Dionne Warwick"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"The Donald" is a an attention-seeking wacko. I agree with your assessment of him having Pharaoh syndrome. I bet his undoing for a run for office wont be his tea-bagging shenanagins or even the birther foolishness, but the underbelly of some of his business dealings. The press is digging into some of that now.
Enjoy the tea parties!
I just about choked on my snack when I read "that big dumb moose/ox, NeNe Leakes aka "No No", tried to hug pot-smoking, psychic hot-line dialing Dionne Warwick"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"The Donald" is a an attention-seeking wacko. I agree with your assessment of him having Pharaoh syndrome. I bet his undoing for a run for office wont be his tea-bagging shenanagins or even the birther foolishness, but the underbelly of some of his business dealings. The press is digging into some of that now.
Enjoy the tea parties!
Open RNY/GB removal/appendectomy4/99; -132lbs; Re-gained 40lbs by '09; Now w/in 20lbs of goal/low wt
(deactivated member)
on 4/19/11 10:29 pm
on 4/19/11 10:29 pm
Thanks for the love, Luv. 
Pssst.... It's those attention seeking wackos that, unfortunately for us, get a lot of air-time and thus causes the average sheep-minded American to vote for them, because it's the attention seekers 'song' that gets stuck in and played over and over in the average American's head. Remember we ALL thought "W" was going to be a flash in the pan when he came in like a cross between John Wayne and the Mad magazine mascot-character? Eight years later we were all singing the blues and crying in our protein shakes.
Pssst.... It's those attention seeking wackos that, unfortunately for us, get a lot of air-time and thus causes the average sheep-minded American to vote for them, because it's the attention seekers 'song' that gets stuck in and played over and over in the average American's head. Remember we ALL thought "W" was going to be a flash in the pan when he came in like a cross between John Wayne and the Mad magazine mascot-character? Eight years later we were all singing the blues and crying in our protein shakes. 
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