My Shorts crawled up my big ass and hips and buttoned

OK.OK.OK.  I can not contain my happiness right now.   Those jean shorts, the ones with the cuff on the bottom that I wore all through Europe a few years ago, the ones I loved because they felt loose on my belly and made me fee really skinny,  the very ones that I could not get past my knees when I started eating healthy and thinking differently, the ones that I took a group picture with some friends of mine and I looked the skinnest in, the ones that Gloria pulled by the side right above my hip and said "gir I think it may be time for some new shorts, the ones that I remember stuffing my shirt in and them falling off my waist,  the ones where when I wore a belt with they bucked at the waist because the waist was so big.   OK DAMIT YOU GET THE POINT.   I have a big attatchment to these shorts. 

Well after returning from the emergency room for internal damage, I must tell you all that I pulled those shorts up and buttoned and zipped them, so what they are so tight the seams are white and my organs are damaged, so what the fact of the matter is those ******s were up and they were zipped.


GOD I'M PROUD OF ME.  

                                                                              




                                                                           




                                                                             

Nothing to be confused about Ayyyyy.  You just still use to be being that fine, sexy traveling vixen.   Well this vixen had gotten fat again.   I'm fixing that **** now.    Whew lawd.

You go girl!

OH I'M GOING CAROL, I'M GOING LIKE A MOTHER.  

Yea Lee!!......Keep with you program and within the month they will once again fall from your waist and rest on your slim hips!....You can do this!!

J

Thanks. 

I will try them on again in one month.

go lee go!!! its a great feeling to find out a pair a pants you couldnt fit in before finally fit! i got a pair of calvin kleins skinny jeans i am waiting to squeeze in now! i can fit them but i got too much muffin top to enjoy them, maybe in 3 months!

Thanks Mel.   I hate muffin tops,  well actually that's not true I love them but only the kind that are on muffins. 

Keep working at it,  do a bunch of sit ups that will help to tight your muscles under that muffin and will pull in your belly and waist. 

Congrats MsLee!           I'm at the end of my rope but before I shape it into a noose, PLEEZE TELL ME EGG-ZAKLY WHAT YOU BEEN DOING THESES DAYS!!!

I need a change, or a noose, or a bridge, or perhaps bourbon and vailume...  I still can't get these thighs back into those fkcu'ers I'm attaced to and the ones that zip don't quite hit my crotch. 

I had a temporary boost yesterday at Ralph Lauren.  I can fit their jeans in the size I want at last.  However, its not the same as my thrift store american eagals or my clarance rack gap jeans.  The sentiment attached to each garment's history means so much.   

I'm so glad for you!