OK, WHY DON'T MY SHORTS FROM LAST SUMMER FIT,.. JOIN ME IN PRAYER

LEE
on 1/6/11 9:07 am, edited 1/6/11 9:08 am
DAMIT,  I am going through my closet and trying on my summer clothes and putting them away so I put on shorts I wore just a few months ago and they are so dam tight I could barely pull them on.

Jesus, can I have a talk with you?    I really need you to perform a miracle on my body.   I know you can do miracles because I read about you in that big black book in the drawer in those hotel rooms.    I know you have healed the sick and mamed, you have fed the hunger both physically and spiritually, and you have showed compassion to sinners as well as saintS.   So I am asking you for a miracle now.   Please help me to decrease my grease, stop eating like a pig, and lose the weight I have gained before I am totally fat again.   If you love me hear my prayer and grant me a size 10 body.  Thank You 


CAN THE CHURCH SAY AMEN !!!!!
Salty Pickle a.k.a.  Lee
Heres2anewme
on 1/6/11 11:06 am - TX
It's obvious, your shorts are shrinking!  You are going to have to watch what kind of material you buy.
Jamille            ~If it's God's will for me, then it will be~
                                            I Being A Mommy!!
                                         
     
LEE
on 1/6/11 1:51 pm
Heres2 not only are you pretty but your brilliant too.

Your absolutely rght I should buy better material.
Salty Pickle a.k.a.  Lee
MSW will not settle
on 1/6/11 12:35 pm

     Amen!

Hey Jesus,

Ditto what MsLee said (cept I need a different size).  Please trim these thighs and this belly so that I am back in all of my tight clothes. 

I pray in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.  

Amen!     

                   MSW   Roux-En-Y Gastric Bypass: Eat sensibly & enjoy moderation  

 Links:  Are you a compulsive eater?  for help OA meets on-line Keep Coming Back, One Day At a Time  Overeaters Anonymous 

               LV'N MY RNY.  WORKING FOR ME BECAUSE I WORK FOR IT. 

LEE
on 1/6/11 1:52 pm
Praise be Marcia.....Praise be.   


Salty Pickle a.k.a.  Lee
Lifebeauty
on 1/6/11 8:22 pm
First of all I'd like to say those probably aren't your shorts.  The devil put them in there to discourage you.
However if I'm wrong or right Lee I would like to add to a few words to the miracle prayer.
Please LORD in Z's case a solid size 14 would be greated appreciated cause the tight clothes in my closet are unfortunately mine. I checked them twice.
In Jesus name AMEN.

Z

 With  I will succeed.
HW: 280 - LW: 190 - GW - 180  
Unfilled 8/15/11 - WT:  209
1st Fill 11/29/11 - WT: 215.5 - 3cc
2/20/12 - New Goal - Get n Onederland
2nd Fill 4/26/12 - WT: 224.0 - 3cc
Z

LEE
on 1/7/11 2:46 am
Lifebeauty, I think you may be right, those can't be my shorts because my shorts fit the last time I had them on.    DAMIT !!!!

Amen to the solid 14
Salty Pickle a.k.a.  Lee
mel1964
on 1/7/11 2:27 am
hey now you have to do the holy dance for a half an hour and burn some calories, you will be back in those shorts!
    
LEE
on 1/7/11 2:48 am
Mel,  if you think that a half hour of dancing is going to get this BIG ass in those LITTLE shorts, you done lost your dam mind.  
Salty Pickle a.k.a.  Lee
ShayZ
on 1/7/11 3:02 am - Somewhere, TX
May I join in on this prayer?

Lord, please grant the wishes of your humble albeit not always servants for weight loss, health gain, size loss and attractiveness gain.  We ask that the means of theses grace be performed in accordance to healthy means and not drastic of faddish ways.  We ask that these graces be sustainable with your help and be integrated into our future for as long as we so live.  Lord, we have known indulgence, we have known gluttony, we have known excesses of almost every reach of life. We ask Lord that you show us a new way, a better way, the way you meant us to go.

We ask this in your name...

Oh P.S.  Shay wants to be a 6/8 can we work that in there somewhere?
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