OMG!!! Are you for real?
Well...well...well......It's Dub_Aye back on the scene...
...Happy New Year!
Good question since I just bought up a bunch of tix for tonight's drawing.
The Megamillion jackpot is now $355 million dollars. If you played and won, what is the first thing you would do?
Seek some privacy for about a month or so and consult with the big guy, and financial advisors....and Uncle Sam....
What is the craziest thing you'd buy? 
Some property in Dubai...
Who would you NOT give money to? 
Any group that remotely has anything to do with the words "Tea" or "Party"
...Happy New Year!Good question since I just bought up a bunch of tix for tonight's drawing.
The Megamillion jackpot is now $355 million dollars. If you played and won, what is the first thing you would do? Seek some privacy for about a month or so and consult with the big guy, and financial advisors....and Uncle Sam....
What is the craziest thing you'd buy? Some property in Dubai...
Who would you NOT give money to? Any group that remotely has anything to do with the words "Tea" or "Party"
(deactivated member)
on 1/4/11 4:03 am
on 1/4/11 4:03 am
Well...well...well......It's Dub_Aye back on the scene......
Shhh... Don't tell anybody.
Happy New Year!
and Cinqo de Chitlins to you too.
Good question since I just bought up a bunch of tix for tonight's drawing.
You, me, and erry'body else. For real doe!
Seek some privacy for about a month or so and consult with the big guy, and financial advisors....and Uncle Sam....
Smart that you would consult with financial advisors and Uncle Sam, but you don't have to call me the big guy anymore. Double_Ayy! is fine.
Some property in Dubai...
Crazy like a fox. Dubai and India already has most of the American jobs, it only makes sense that lavish living and suitable housing will go there too.
Any group that remotely has anything to do with the words "Tea" or "Party"
Cool. A sista after my own heart. 
...Shhh... Don't tell anybody.
Happy New Year!
and Cinqo de Chitlins to you too.
Good question since I just bought up a bunch of tix for tonight's drawing.
You, me, and erry'body else. For real doe!
Seek some privacy for about a month or so and consult with the big guy, and financial advisors....and Uncle Sam....
Smart that you would consult with financial advisors and Uncle Sam, but you don't have to call me the big guy anymore. Double_Ayy! is fine.
Some property in Dubai...
Crazy like a fox. Dubai and India already has most of the American jobs, it only makes sense that lavish living and suitable housing will go there too.
Any group that remotely has anything to do with the words "Tea" or "Party"
Cool. A sista after my own heart. 
Happy New Year!
....Hello my sister!!......I've missed you so much! Happy New Year to you! I hope and pray all is well with you!....... (deactivated member)
on 1/4/11 2:47 am
on 1/4/11 2:47 am
The first thing you would do?
Probably have eye surgery so that the doctors could pop my eyeballs back into place.
What is the craziest thing you'd buy?
A tub full of vanilla ice cream so that I could smear it all over my bucket-nekkid body and then call myself a brownie sundae.
Who would you NOT give money to?
That brings me to my next purchase: a rubber ink stamp that says "Return to Sender" to be used on all the maill from people who've miraculously found my new address and now mysteriously know that I'm rich.
Probably have eye surgery so that the doctors could pop my eyeballs back into place.
What is the craziest thing you'd buy?
A tub full of vanilla ice cream so that I could smear it all over my bucket-nekkid body and then call myself a brownie sundae.
Who would you NOT give money to?
That brings me to my next purchase: a rubber ink stamp that says "Return to Sender" to be used on all the maill from people who've miraculously found my new address and now mysteriously know that I'm rich.
Whats up Aye!!!
This is me laughing in advance of your response. I already know its going to be crazy & funny!!!
What is the craziest thing you'd buy?
Okay....I know that our journey is not suppose to be about vanity and bla bla bla....but fugg that I am going to buy a clone of Halle's body and have it attached to my head!
Who would you NOT give money to?
I would not be giving any of that huge cash payment to the gubment. When they ask the question on my tax return"
Do you want $3 of your federal tax to go to the Presidential Election Campaign Fund?
I will not simply check the "no" box but I will also write "HELL" in large letters in front of it! They would have already slammed me for nearly 40% before I even get to take a picture with the check.Plus....I know full well that there will not be any more future black presidents ...sorry to dash the dreams of millions of little black kids....but it is what it is....no not one dolla 
Sorry...missed the first question. The first thing I would do is probably **** myself....sorry....just keeping it real!
This is me laughing in advance of your response. I already know its going to be crazy & funny!!! What is the craziest thing you'd buy? Okay....I know that our journey is not suppose to be about vanity and bla bla bla....but fugg that I am going to buy a clone of Halle's body and have it attached to my head!
Who would you NOT give money to? I would not be giving any of that huge cash payment to the gubment. When they ask the question on my tax return"
Do you want $3 of your federal tax to go to the Presidential Election Campaign Fund?
I will not simply check the "no" box but I will also write "HELL" in large letters in front of it! They would have already slammed me for nearly 40% before I even get to take a picture with the check.
Plus....I know full well that there will not be any more future black presidents ...sorry to dash the dreams of millions of little black kids....but it is what it is....no not one dolla Sorry...missed the first question. The first thing I would do is probably **** myself....sorry....just keeping it real!
(deactivated member)
on 1/4/11 4:23 am
on 1/4/11 4:23 am
Whats up Aye!!
Fa shizzle, my nizzle.
Okay....I know that our journey is not suppose to be about vanity and bla bla bla....but fugg that I am going to buy a clone of Halle's body and have it attached to my head!
LMBO!!! I could see you now trying to walk around with a Halle pelt draped over you like one of those bear hides on Eskimos. As soon as you wear it to the club sistas will be trying to copy your style and bootleggers will be trying to sell them in the parking lots.
I would not be giving any of that huge cash payment to the gubment. When they ask the question on my tax return"
Do you want $3 of your federal tax to go to the Presidential Election Campaign Fund?
I will not simply check the "no" box but I will also write "HELL" in large letters in front of it! They would have already slammed me for nearly 40% before I even get to take a picture with the check.Plus....I know full well that there will not be any more future black presidents ...sorry to dash the dreams of millions of little black kids....but it is what it is....no not one dolla
I hear ya, Slick, but my advice to you would be play nice with Uncle Sam and his evil tax minions. The last thing you'll need is for them to institute a "new ninja rule" (a la OJ Simpson) and claim that you need to have a permit to run your vaccuum cleaner; and since you don't you'll have to forfeit all of your winnings. Ask Jermaine Dupri and Peabo Bryson about being black, rich, and telling the Gub-ment to kiss their hind parts.
Sorry...missed the first question. The first thing I would do is probably **** myself....sorry....just keeping it real!
It's all good. Pee is from the earth. Now if you said you'd shoot a deuce then I'd say you nasty!. Sure I'd do it myself but I'm a guy and guys can get that.
Fa shizzle, my nizzle.
Okay....I know that our journey is not suppose to be about vanity and bla bla bla....but fugg that I am going to buy a clone of Halle's body and have it attached to my head!
LMBO!!! I could see you now trying to walk around with a Halle pelt draped over you like one of those bear hides on Eskimos. As soon as you wear it to the club sistas will be trying to copy your style and bootleggers will be trying to sell them in the parking lots.
I would not be giving any of that huge cash payment to the gubment. When they ask the question on my tax return"
Do you want $3 of your federal tax to go to the Presidential Election Campaign Fund?
I will not simply check the "no" box but I will also write "HELL" in large letters in front of it! They would have already slammed me for nearly 40% before I even get to take a picture with the check.
Plus....I know full well that there will not be any more future black presidents ...sorry to dash the dreams of millions of little black kids....but it is what it is....no not one dolla I hear ya, Slick, but my advice to you would be play nice with Uncle Sam and his evil tax minions. The last thing you'll need is for them to institute a "new ninja rule" (a la OJ Simpson) and claim that you need to have a permit to run your vaccuum cleaner; and since you don't you'll have to forfeit all of your winnings. Ask Jermaine Dupri and Peabo Bryson about being black, rich, and telling the Gub-ment to kiss their hind parts.
Sorry...missed the first question. The first thing I would do is probably **** myself....sorry....just keeping it real!
It's all good. Pee is from the earth. Now if you said you'd shoot a deuce then I'd say you nasty!. Sure I'd do it myself but I'm a guy and guys can get that.
Jamille
Being A Mommy!!
Jamille....mine ain't right either....LOL! Look like I was pressing a shirt and the iron took a detour! 
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