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Ayy yo,

Folks, a lot has been happening lately, but it seems you'd never hear about it on BAF anymore because die-hard ninjas have left this place drier than the Sahara desert.  Nothing new to talk about or discuss on here other than WLS topics.  Bleh.  who wants to hear about that?!  LOL. Sike!

Let's see, a quick news wrap up should get folks chatting again.  Yeah that's the ticket:

There was a court martial recently against an 18-year Army vet *****fused to deploy to Afghanistan because he doubts whether Pres. Obama was born in the US and questions his eligibility to be president. Say what?  Now that's some real creative racism for ya right there, Yo.  Imagine us doing something like that when "W" was in office. "Hello.  I'm not coming in to clean the bathroom stalls today because I feel that Pres. Bush is a total idiot and an alien, therefore he wasn't born here and can't make me clean poop off of the floor and walls at work..."

Congress repealed the "Don't ask; don't tell" law the other day allowing our LGBT friends and family serving in the nation's military the opportunity to be free and open about who they are on the inside.  I don't understand this one to be honest with ya.  People used to fake being gay to get out of military duty and ran off to live in Canada, now they are fighting just as hard to get in.  Hmmmm...  Now that's a real headscratcher if I ever heard of one.  Hasbro is now gonna have to create all new G.I. Joe characters and action-figures to reflect the times.  Can you imagine your 8 year old son or nephew telling Santa he wants the new "Man Hole" doll for Christmas?! 

A group of scientist have claimed that they have discovered the cure for AIDS.  Wonderful!  However, there is still no cure for herpes though.  Next year, ninjas.  Have faith.

Speaking of next year, can we all make our resolutions include no longer watching fake-azz reality TV shows?  I mean c'mon...  Nothing makes my skin crawl and butt itch more than flipping through the channels and watching Brandy and her brother, Ray-J, talk about anything or the Real Housewives of Anydayumwhere go off on each other.  Boring.  Hey. I know...  Why not create a TV show like "The Office" set in a nursing home and have a bunch of old folks, full of profanity and confusion, watch reality TV shows and one by one diss what they see?!

Another new year's resolution I'd love to see people make - stop trying to sound so dayum inspirational and uplifting on FB if you don't know what the heck it is you're doing.  Don't get me wrong, some of it is good and necessary; and some of it well...  Not so good.  No lie I saw one post just the other day that said, "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get." And the poster had the nerve to leave it out there like they made that **** up themselves.  WTH???  Are you kidding me?!  No mention of Forest Gump nowhere.  This has got to stop people.

And finally, you know the economy is really bad when lotion sales are down.  Black folks would rather go ashy and save a buck nowadays for real f'real.  There will be no slow down in the sale of cosmetiics and make up though.  Whyte women tend to wear that stuff like Spanish people wear their pride - all over the dayum place.