Why the hell do you chicks carry purses, And what the hell is in there??

Seriously what do you guys carried in those big ass purses?

I carry a freaking wallet in my back pocket, it has my credit card, my atm, my AAA card, my library card, my license, and my kaiser card.

I see women with HUGE ass purses and wonder seriouly why the hell do you need to carry luggage every day and what is in there?  

FOOD!  and my computer.  I used to carry tiny purses with just wallet, check book, lipstick and altoids.  Since the invention of the netbook, free wifi, and having this rny, I need my pc and a snack to keep me on plan should I be tempted. 

Of course there is also my hand cream and purell and three cell phones and feminine hygene products, a book or two...  The bigger the purse the more you can find to fill it. 

Spoken like a true fat girl  FOOD! 

Ok, I can see the notebook cause I forever have my ipad in a little back pack. 

12 secrets stewing
11 no 'xes' excuses
10 rumors steaming
9  warts of worry
8  choices for dinner 
7  shopping reasons
6  "Girl..." at the ready

5  coupons for some things

4  credit cards
3  lotion bottles
2  cell phones
and a Midol for that bloated cramping feeling...

Credit Cards fit in my wallet
I put lotion on before I leave home
Cell phone in pocket
Midol in little secret jean pocket
Coupons fold up in back pocket

Those other things I don't know what the hell your talking about.  LOL

my purse contents...

nicorette gum
all lipsticks that i use regularly
beef jerky
mints
mini camcorder to catch those random moments
extra pair of glasses (i cant see a thing, been wearing glasses forever, learned to always have a spare pair)
twizzler bites
lighters
bottle opener/cork screw
lotion
cords to download pics/ phone charger
reciepts
emeory board
pills (perscription)
ink pens
change
id's
cleaning cloths for glasses

think thats all...no i do not need all this stuff, i loose stuff and my purse is the "go- to" bag...

See that stuff you can fit in baggy jean pockets, but I don't ever need any of that stuff when i'm out. 

Frankie why you carrying a bottle opener/cork screw ?

i know trhere have been times when you needed a bottle opener...some people have it on their key chain

There is not one drink I drink that requies a bottle opener.  LOL  Seriously

Spoken like a NON parent.

in my purse right now......

BILLFOLD - full up - with CC, checkbook, various ID cards (lie-berry, AAA, Movie discount card, supermarket discount card, CVS discount card, stamps, tip calculator insert, license, and a couple coupons)
Makeup baggie - with lip gloss, lip stick and chapstick
Power compact
Pen
Bottle of Vitamin D pills
keys - with a detachable keyring
Sunglasses
MP3 player
Kleenex pack (snotty nose kids are NOT cute)
Bluetooth headset
Appt card for my next laser appt

..... and I'm currently carrying my SMALLER purse.