Totally Off Topic....

Seriously????

A pudgy, fanny-pack-wearing 40-year-old man who lives with his mother is so desperate to find love, he's posting handwritten personal ads at payphones around the city.
On paper, Malik Turner sounds like a fairly eligible bachelor -- at first: He's single, gainfully employed as a "sorter/bagger" for the United Parcel Service, loves the color red, roots for the Rangers and Jets.
The Harlem man loves movies, nightclubs, Coney Island and Atlantic City. His hobbies include playing video games and riding the subway.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/give_me_call_gals_lfVoF15zxGSOomEkdrISFL

Not knacking his game but the "Habits" part has me straight floored!

 I can't even think of anything to say right now!

I think I have a little throw up in my mouth!!!!!!! OMG!  The nerve of him

He lives with his mama and looks like this:





And he's leaving handwritten ads in PAYPHONES to get this:





For free

You know what Blessed there is nothing wrong with this brother.  He has on a nice hair net and his jacket and shirt matches his very nice leather I love New York butt pack.


I'd give him a call.

OMG I missed the hair net Lee! 

Me too! 

YUP he lives with his Mama, looks like that and wears a fanny pack!!!!!!!!!!   

In Egypt you see stuff like this everywhere.  Men posting signs for wives and marriage proposals.  I saw them all over  the airport, and they were even on the trolly that takes you to the commuter plane.  

It usually says something like.     I am looking for wife, I am rich, own 4 ox, looking for wife to help with housework, have babies, cook food.  etc.......