OT: Warning - Stereotypes and Jokes within......

 I was kickin it on email with some homies and came up with this - it's JUST jokes people, so don't get cha draws all bunched up........

I was talking about my run on Sunday, then races in general - I rarely see any black people and when I do - I can easily spot the 'fakers' - the chicks with makeup on or with a fresh weave..... and I've never seen a black sponsor of a race.  Then I got to imagining what a black sponsored running event would be like.....

*queue the imagination sequence music and blurry cloud effects*

• mofos would be late
• the chit would start late
• the start clock would be some Flavor Flav mofo with a chain clock on
   
• ghetto broads would be tryna run in clear heels
   
• the course wouldn't be marked at all – directions would include (turn left at the Rib Shack)
   
• the sidelines wouldn't have volunteers cheering you on, it'd be mofos tryna hustle you DVDs and fake bags
   
• the water stations would have 'Lean' and 'Syrup' - the official sponsors
   
• the pace car would have spinnin rims
   
• and more than half the food at the finish would be gone cause for ever runner, there would be 5 fat azzed family members like the Klumps - eating the whole time mofos was running…….
   
• at the after race party, before awards, they'd announce whose check bounced on registration fees and until it's paid won't BE no awards
   
• Ray Ray and T-Bone would get into it cause they insist they finished at a certain time
   
• Takisha Bouley would be tryna argue they got 5 extra min on her time - cause she HAD to stop and dance when they were playin 2 Live Crew at the water station "Y'all KNOW dats my jam!!!"
   
• there'd be lewd behavior tickets for the hoodrats tryna 'make a lil change' after the water station gets passed by the racers - they'd switch to lap dances at the light
   
• half the racers would get sick from the food at the afterparty cause Marie made that potato salad the night before an ain't put it in the 'fidg-in-nator' like she 'posed to

And yea – I know some of that may have been wrong – but you KNOW you just laughed at prolly two or three thangs on this list!!!!!