~~Thorough Thursdays~~
Mr. Double Ayy--First let me say::: you are so so funny--I love reading your posts--even when you are serious you make it funny!
Thanks for the love, Luv. Now help me find a literary agent please, because I have a few ideas that will fill a few books folks will definitely want to read.
How much did you weight at the time of your surgery?
A whopping 453lbs prior to the killer month and a half of liquid dieting. I flopped down onto the surgery slab at 433 lbs.
Do you have brothers & sisters?
Yes.
Are you the youngest, oldest or in the middle?
Youngest.
If you don't already own it--what's your dream car?
A 2010 Bentley Mulsanne. That's the kinda ride that, no matter how mad your woman is with you at the moment, simply says, "***** quit playin; get in..."
What was your major in college
Political Science.
If you could spend the day with a celebrity, who would it be?
Yaphet Kotto.
But it's funny that you should ask that because I've been toying with the notion being my own celebrity, much in the same way that comedian Katt Williams personafies the pimp mystique in his act.
Follow me... Katt says, "I think pimp therefore I am..." Cool. But I write my own script of life in which I follow and edit as needed; star in and direct my life to the utmost of my abilities; and market and promote myself through the good deeds and chairtable work that I do for myself and others. So I figure between me and God, who is my executive producer and ultimate set designer, I got this thing sowed. Feel me?
Thanks for the love, Luv. Now help me find a literary agent please, because I have a few ideas that will fill a few books folks will definitely want to read.
How much did you weight at the time of your surgery?
A whopping 453lbs prior to the killer month and a half of liquid dieting. I flopped down onto the surgery slab at 433 lbs.
Do you have brothers & sisters?
Yes.
Are you the youngest, oldest or in the middle?
Youngest.
If you don't already own it--what's your dream car?
A 2010 Bentley Mulsanne. That's the kinda ride that, no matter how mad your woman is with you at the moment, simply says, "***** quit playin; get in..."
What was your major in college
Political Science.
If you could spend the day with a celebrity, who would it be?
Yaphet Kotto.
But it's funny that you should ask that because I've been toying with the notion being my own celebrity, much in the same way that comedian Katt Williams personafies the pimp mystique in his act.
Follow me... Katt says, "I think pimp therefore I am..." Cool. But I write my own script of life in which I follow and edit as needed; star in and direct my life to the utmost of my abilities; and market and promote myself through the good deeds and chairtable work that I do for myself and others. So I figure between me and God, who is my executive producer and ultimate set designer, I got this thing sowed. Feel me?
margokae
on 10/14/10 5:30 am - oklahoma city, OK
on 10/14/10 5:30 am - oklahoma city, OK
A 2010 Bentley Mulsanne. That's the kinda ride that, no matter how mad your woman is with you at the moment, simply says, "***** quit playin; get in..."
Follow me... Katt says, "I think pimp therefore I am..." Cool. But I write my own script of life in which I follow and edit as needed; star in and direct my life to the utmost of my abilities; and market and promote myself through the good deeds and chairtable work that I do for myself and others. So I figure between me and God, who is my executive producer and ultimate set designer, I got this thing sowed. Feel me?
As Birdman Doug would say::: (Bird) Pimpin ain't easy
MKae
Hey Sexy,
Hey Gorgeous
1) other than your wife and children, what have you accomplished that you are most proud of?
Completing my undergraduate degree.
2) What is your greatest regret?
Hmmm... These questions are starting to make a brotha think a little bit.
Let's see... Not striving for and trying to reach "the moon" back when I had the tireless energy and youthful zeal to do so. I guess what I'm trying to say is that in hindsight I should have dreamt bigger, aspired for more, or set broader goals for myself and maybe you all would be friending everyone on my Facebook or OH. I often look at guys like Jay-Z, P. Diddy, and Master P and realize that they were just like me except that they aspired for more. The same with Oprah, Dr. Cornell West, and Colin Powell. Each of them came from somewhat humble beginnings like myself, planted the seeds of their dreams early, and are reaping the rewards of hardwork and a love for what they do.
Hey Gorgeous
1) other than your wife and children, what have you accomplished that you are most proud of?
Completing my undergraduate degree.
2) What is your greatest regret?
Hmmm... These questions are starting to make a brotha think a little bit.
Let's see... Not striving for and trying to reach "the moon" back when I had the tireless energy and youthful zeal to do so. I guess what I'm trying to say is that in hindsight I should have dreamt bigger, aspired for more, or set broader goals for myself and maybe you all would be friending everyone on my Facebook or OH. I often look at guys like Jay-Z, P. Diddy, and Master P and realize that they were just like me except that they aspired for more. The same with Oprah, Dr. Cornell West, and Colin Powell. Each of them came from somewhat humble beginnings like myself, planted the seeds of their dreams early, and are reaping the rewards of hardwork and a love for what they do.
Well, well, well....look who is on the hot seat! Glad that I decided to pop in.
Time to bring the noise! hehehe
1. Missionary, blow her back out, or ride 'em cowgirl?
2. Suck toes?
3. Golden showers?
4. Voyeuer?
5. Dominatrix?
6. Blood?
7. Menage a trois?
8. Been with a man? If not, curious?
9. Had anal penetration?
10. Like to give anally?
11. What do you fear?
12. Thoughts on death and dying?
13. Other than boobs, what attracts you to a woman?
14. Do you remember who gave you your first *******
15. is oral sex expected?
That's all that I can think of right now. I may be back.
Time to bring the noise! hehehe
1. Missionary, blow her back out, or ride 'em cowgirl?
2. Suck toes?
3. Golden showers?
4. Voyeuer?
5. Dominatrix?
6. Blood?
7. Menage a trois?
8. Been with a man? If not, curious?
9. Had anal penetration?
10. Like to give anally?
11. What do you fear?
12. Thoughts on death and dying?
13. Other than boobs, what attracts you to a woman?
14. Do you remember who gave you your first *******
15. is oral sex expected?
That's all that I can think of right now. I may be back.
Long time no hear from. Oh and look you brought he Christian $ex Questions I see.
1. Missionary, blow her back out, or ride 'em cowgirl?
All of the above.
2. Suck toes?
Yep. It's an art.
3. Golden showers?
Never did it to someone but I was asked if I'd participate and let someone do it to me. I couldn't say, "Heyll no!" fast enough. I know it'll wash off of the skin but there's something kinda twisted about that one.
4. Voyeuer?
Yep. Big time.
5. Dominatrix?
Never really saw the need to have somebody whoop your butt and you ain't do nothing to get in trouble for or pledge a fraternity but to each his own.
6. Blood?
I got some family folks who are either a Crip or a Blood. I'm too old to join a gang though so I don't choose sides.
7. Menage a trois?
Yep. MFF though never anything else. The mere thought of trusting one of your homeboys enough not to accidentally bust off on the woman and not dribble some of his "essence" onto you scares me. The thought of that scenario taking place and not having your homeboy clown you off his screw up when you know he would is terrifying.
8. Been with a man?
No.
If not, curious?
No. Trust me there are still some of us men left in the world that simply don't get down like that and I'm one of them.
9. Had anal penetration?
Nah. I don't condone hitting women at all but the fastest way for a chick to get a black-eye from me is to try and tamper with the EXIT sign I have covering things back there.
10. Like to give anally?
I must say that I have done it in the past but it wasn't what I expected at all. I mean once you get past the "gate" there's nothing there. I mean nothing there. Who the heyll would enjoy having some Ninja trying to force his big 'ol "boat" into their narrow "virutal sewer" is truly a party animal in my book.
11. What do you fear?
God and all of his power
A man and all of his stupidity
A woman and all of her secrets
and their children having to learn about God from either one of them.
12. Thoughts on death and dying?
Nope. It happens. Get over it.
13. Other than boobs, what attracts you to a woman?
Confidence. I can't stand talking to a sista staring off at everything in the room but my eyes and trying to carry on a conversation with me at the same time.
14. Do you remember who gave you your first *******
Yep and she caught me off guard with her request too; but I obliged and was cool with it. A few days later I told my mom that she had some buck-wild friends from her church.
15. is oral sex expected?
I don't think so. I think even though some women say that they are freer to explore things $exually these days they still basically hit the hotel bedroom with a short list of what can take place. It's like, "We're here now... Top or bottom? Noise or no noise? Paper or plastic?
In that scenario where is the passion? If everyone has a ready made list of what they like, how will they know what they may want to try?
1. Missionary, blow her back out, or ride 'em cowgirl?
All of the above.
2. Suck toes?
Yep. It's an art.
3. Golden showers?
Never did it to someone but I was asked if I'd participate and let someone do it to me. I couldn't say, "Heyll no!" fast enough. I know it'll wash off of the skin but there's something kinda twisted about that one.
4. Voyeuer?
Yep. Big time.
5. Dominatrix?
Never really saw the need to have somebody whoop your butt and you ain't do nothing to get in trouble for or pledge a fraternity but to each his own.
6. Blood?
I got some family folks who are either a Crip or a Blood. I'm too old to join a gang though so I don't choose sides.
7. Menage a trois?
Yep. MFF though never anything else. The mere thought of trusting one of your homeboys enough not to accidentally bust off on the woman and not dribble some of his "essence" onto you scares me. The thought of that scenario taking place and not having your homeboy clown you off his screw up when you know he would is terrifying.
8. Been with a man?
No.
If not, curious?
No. Trust me there are still some of us men left in the world that simply don't get down like that and I'm one of them.
9. Had anal penetration?
Nah. I don't condone hitting women at all but the fastest way for a chick to get a black-eye from me is to try and tamper with the EXIT sign I have covering things back there.
10. Like to give anally?
I must say that I have done it in the past but it wasn't what I expected at all. I mean once you get past the "gate" there's nothing there. I mean nothing there. Who the heyll would enjoy having some Ninja trying to force his big 'ol "boat" into their narrow "virutal sewer" is truly a party animal in my book.
11. What do you fear?
God and all of his power
A man and all of his stupidity
A woman and all of her secrets
and their children having to learn about God from either one of them.
12. Thoughts on death and dying?
Nope. It happens. Get over it.
13. Other than boobs, what attracts you to a woman?
Confidence. I can't stand talking to a sista staring off at everything in the room but my eyes and trying to carry on a conversation with me at the same time.
14. Do you remember who gave you your first *******
Yep and she caught me off guard with her request too; but I obliged and was cool with it. A few days later I told my mom that she had some buck-wild friends from her church.
15. is oral sex expected?
I don't think so. I think even though some women say that they are freer to explore things $exually these days they still basically hit the hotel bedroom with a short list of what can take place. It's like, "We're here now... Top or bottom? Noise or no noise? Paper or plastic?
In that scenario where is the passion? If everyone has a ready made list of what they like, how will they know what they may want to try?
LMAO
@ 6. Blood?
I got some family folks who are either a Crip or a Blood. I'm too old to join a gang though so I don't choose sides.
For clarification....do you enjoy sex while she is on her menstrual cycle?
More questions:
1. Do you find that church women are more sexually uninhibilted?
2. Have you ever had sex in the church building?
3. What is your sexual fantasy?
4. Do you role play as a form of foreplay?
5. Do you cook?
6. Do you perform oral stimulation to the anus?
7. Do you like silence, moans, or loud exclamations during sex?
8. Would you ever star in a porn flick?
9. Ever had sex with a prostitute.
10, What is your favorite scripture?
@ 6. Blood?
I got some family folks who are either a Crip or a Blood. I'm too old to join a gang though so I don't choose sides.
For clarification....do you enjoy sex while she is on her menstrual cycle?
More questions:
1. Do you find that church women are more sexually uninhibilted?
2. Have you ever had sex in the church building?
3. What is your sexual fantasy?
4. Do you role play as a form of foreplay?
5. Do you cook?
6. Do you perform oral stimulation to the anus?
7. Do you like silence, moans, or loud exclamations during sex?
8. Would you ever star in a porn flick?
9. Ever had sex with a prostitute.
10, What is your favorite scripture?
For clarification....do you enjoy sex while she is on her menstrual cycle?
Uh... Not just no but Heyll no.
More questions:
Ok but you do realize that Thursday is now Friday right?
1. Do you find that church women are more sexually uninhibilted?
Yep. I think it's all that pent up energy + weekly admiration for a man that they can't have (pastor) + some good foot stompin music = Freak 'n a Can.
2. Have you ever had sex in the church building?
No. That would be just wrong. I moved it to the parking lot.
3. What is your sexual fantasy?
Running through a room full of big bodacious ta-tas. What are you new?!
4. Do you role play as a form of foreplay?
Yep. I like to dress up as construction worker and say I got a work order here to bang sumpin.
5. Do you cook?
I'll grill the heyll outta a steak but you gotta make the veggies.
6. Do you perform oral stimulation to the anus?
Nah. Something about getting a chocolate mustache is just not appealing to me. C'mon now... You know some of y'all sistas like to lay between the sheets after a bean burrito and chilli cheese fries and think that we don't smell it coming out of the back end.
7. Do you like silence, moans, or loud exclamations during sex?
silence is cool.
moans are aiight as long as they are not fake.
loud exclamations makes me think that there is a video camera set up somewhere and that my azz is gonna end up on the internet someday. ...again.
8. Would you ever star in a porn flick?
Nah. I commend the people who willingly do it though, but I don't need THAT kinda fame.
9. Ever had sex with a prostitute.
No but I've banged plenty of hoes.
10, What is your favorite scripture?
Judges 13:24 - The woman bore a son, and named him Samson: and the child grew, and God blessed him.
Uh... Not just no but Heyll no.
More questions:
Ok but you do realize that Thursday is now Friday right?
1. Do you find that church women are more sexually uninhibilted?
Yep. I think it's all that pent up energy + weekly admiration for a man that they can't have (pastor) + some good foot stompin music = Freak 'n a Can.
2. Have you ever had sex in the church building?
No. That would be just wrong. I moved it to the parking lot.
3. What is your sexual fantasy?
Running through a room full of big bodacious ta-tas. What are you new?!
4. Do you role play as a form of foreplay?
Yep. I like to dress up as construction worker and say I got a work order here to bang sumpin.
5. Do you cook?
I'll grill the heyll outta a steak but you gotta make the veggies.
6. Do you perform oral stimulation to the anus?
Nah. Something about getting a chocolate mustache is just not appealing to me. C'mon now... You know some of y'all sistas like to lay between the sheets after a bean burrito and chilli cheese fries and think that we don't smell it coming out of the back end.
7. Do you like silence, moans, or loud exclamations during sex?
silence is cool.
moans are aiight as long as they are not fake.
loud exclamations makes me think that there is a video camera set up somewhere and that my azz is gonna end up on the internet someday. ...again.
8. Would you ever star in a porn flick?
Nah. I commend the people who willingly do it though, but I don't need THAT kinda fame.
9. Ever had sex with a prostitute.
No but I've banged plenty of hoes.
10, What is your favorite scripture?
Judges 13:24 - The woman bore a son, and named him Samson: and the child grew, and God blessed him.