From the "Reggie/Regina is that you?" files...
Guest sues Hyatt over cross-dressing employee
http://www.cnn.com/2010/TRAVEL/10/07/hyatt.crossdresser.laws uit/index.html?hpt=Sbin
"A Hyatt guest returned to her room to find more than fresh towels, according to a lawsuit filed in Los Angeles Superior Court this week. Dayanara Fernandez claims she found a male hotel employee in her room wearing her panties, skirt and high-heeled shoes during a June stay at the Hyatt in Deerfield, Illinois."
I'm guessing she ain't gonna want that chocolate mint on her pillow either. God knows where that thing's been. 
"According to the suit, posted on The Smoking Gun, Fernandez returned to her room on the afternoon of June 6 to find some of her belongings spread around the sitting area of her room. She saw a man in the bedroom area and "noticed an unusual expression on his face when she made eye contact," the complaint said."
My guest is that would be a look of, "You got some fierce things in your bag, guurrrl-friend. Oh-kaaaay..." or something like that. 
I can just imagine the look on her face looking at that look on his face looking at that look on her face!
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You just had to go there.... 
Didn't you? Dis ninja prancing around your hotel bedroom in your drawers and the first you think to yourself is,
I'm thinking that's gotta be painful. I know if I even sit down the wrong way, I find myself jumping up like there was a tack in my seat.
Oh no no no NO... No need for that. 
That is quite alright. That will not be necessary. 
I'd much rather watch such riveting PBS re-runs of "As the white paint dries, Ugly people *****semble their dogs, or Butt-scratching techniques of the Ancient Mayan Indians living in mainland China" than to witness what you said. 
